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Herman

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Scenario time.

Females, you are now a 24-25 year old white girl, who I rank as an 8 out of 10 on a normal person scale. As a sports comparison, you are an MLB All-Star, a solid player. Lets call you Chase Utley.

I am myself, we don't need a life story on who I am as most of you know it, but as a sports comparison, we'll go baseball since I used that for the female, I'm in low-A ball (the lowest minor league teams there are) hitting in the 8 hole and batting a robust .178. I have no chance at ever making the big leagues, and am on my way out of the sport once the team can find a replacement.

So females, what would you tell this male who approaches you when said male is completely out of your league?

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Onner, you're a smart guy. Many women like smart guys. But what very few women like is a guy who talks like he was on the receiving end of a transorbital lobotomy.


Get yourself some uppers son.

I can say that shit because I am a female of the forum.
 
Herman
Also Matty I already know I am going to get shot down. Just wondering what the excuse will be. "I have a boyfriend" is at -800 even if she doesn't have one.
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Herman, if you have a huge cock you should expose it to the women you are interested in every chance you get.

Women may like smart guys, but they cannot resist a huge cock.

Keep reminding them of the size of your monster cock and they will not be capable of resisting.

PS: Skinny little white guys with huge cocks used to be very popular, guys like Mick Jagger, and David Bowie.
 
This is about sex, isn't it?

Herman, since you're a self-confessed virgin, there's something you oughta know for the moment when intimacy with a woman involves more than just holding hands.

Learn how to please a woman. Don't just dive in there with your dick, looking to get your rocks off, like most guys your age do. Hands and tongue, explore her body. Know her genital region like a gynecologist.
 
herm..you are setting expectations a bit high...if she looks entirely way out of your league, she is. dont even waste your energy on an 8 or above. getting shot down by them just makes the night more miserable. start out in the middle bud. girls that are 5s and 6s realize what they arent playboy material and are more open to a broader range of guys... you have to be seen, by females, with another female for a while...that way everyone knows that you at least like women and might actually be a nice guy to hang out with.
 
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explore her body. Know her genital region like a gynecologist.
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Good point.

Herman, don't forget to bring a speculum with you on your first date. It may come in handy.

Remember the boy scout motto "be prepared" and remember to always remind her how big your monster cock is.

I think the suggestions provided by the gamelive members will get you where you want to go.

PS: Nickaaaaaaay!
 
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