Attn: Bread (re: dating sites)

[Jello]

Steve, seeing as you are not in the same area as me I have no problem with you borrowing those lines.

 

[stevek173]

Cool thanks man.

 

[MrX]

She took the bait. When i was settng the account up drunk at 3am I had that "if you like pina coladas" in my head, cuz thats basically waht the songs about. So when it asked for my header, i wrote "Im not much into health food. I am into champagne."

She just wrote back, "You had me at pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain."

That initial back-and-forth is a nice start. I like it. Good luck, Jello.

 

[Mrs. X]

That initial back-and-forth is a nice start. I like it. Good luck, Jello.

Mr. X quicker on the keyboard once again. Seconded.

Jello, you pro.

 

[stevek173]

I made an update on my profile, going for the dream baby, and I am hunting bisexual chicks.

Im looking for
Everybody
Ages 19-40
Near me
For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You are upbeat and fun to hang out with and looking for a friend or whatever. I do have a girlfriend but we like to hang with other people (no dudes).

 

[Jello]

Thanks X's and kato. I emailed her again. Short and sweet. Told her I'm glad she caught the reference (pina coladas), told her my name and said I love her ink, btw.

One more response from her and I guess I go in for the kill.

 

[MrX]

Ramp up slowly. You're a good writer.

Gradually make the messages a little longer and start asking more about her life. Keep it light and funny, but interested.

 

[Rubyn]

I made an update on my profile, going for the dream baby, and I am hunting bisexual chicks.

I’m looking for
Everybody
Ages 19-40
Near me
For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You are upbeat and fun to hang out with and looking for a friend or whatever. I do have a girlfriend but we like to hang with other people (no dudes).

You've really gone from one extreme to the next. What happened to the fire and the blast off with this Tris?

 

[stevek173]

Tris is goot. We like to swing with bi girls. Setting up for that

I updated it more.

"You are upbeat and fun to hang out with and looking for a friend or whatever. I do have a girlfriend but we like to hang with other people (no dudes). I would meet you and get to know you, and show you what she looks like and tell you about her. It's important that we click as friends first then we can see if you are right for us. You do have to understand that I have a girlfriend I am committed to her. We are very nice people, both make decent money and would treat you well."

And I am only there searching for bi girls for us to share.

 

[Rubyn]

Ramp up slowly. You're a good writer.

Gradually make the messages a little longer and start asking more about her life. Keep it light and funny, but interested.

MrX is wise. Do not listen to the Steves. If you do, before you know it, you will have step-children and she will be stealing your shit.

Jello, you are smoove. And adorables.

 

[Jello]

Ramp up slowly. You're a good writer.

Gradually make the messages a little longer and start asking more about her life. Keep it light and funny, but interested.

So hold off on trying to meet maybe until I get a strong signal? I'm kind of on the fence there.

 

[Jello]

Thank you Rubynballs!

 

[stevek173]

MrX is wise. Do not listen to the Steves. If you do, before you know it, you will have step-children and she will be stealing your shit.

Jello, you are smoove. And adorables.

ROFL

 

[Rubyn]

So hold off on trying to meet maybe until I get a strong signal? I'm kind of on the fence there.

Don't rush into anything. Women are used to guys being aggressive and moving a little too fast on these dating sites (being used to it doesn't mean we like it). If you get the vibe after a week or two of finding out what she likes to do, see if she wants to meet you somewhere in a public place for a short period of time. If either of you aren't feeling it in person, you aren't committed to a few hours of painful conversation. Or if she invites you to hang out with her friends, the worst that will happen is that you may make friends with a new group of people.

 

[Jello]

Thanks Robyn.

She already emailed me back. That was quick.

"Im megan and my ink loves you too. Rupert Holmes is on my iPod! Great song in the jeep when I'm riding topless with my girls. Topless as in the jeep, not us. You need more photos son!"


I only have like 3 pics up. Whatever.

 

[stevek173]

Very good Robyn. And I agree that Jello is on a much more constructive course than I am.

My desires have evolved and with them, Ivy, a bisexual 3rd year student wants to know if I drink more than Vodka. Welcome to the majors girl. When her pussy is on my face while Tris is riding my dick we will know what else I drink.

HI!

 

[Mrs. X]

Don't rush into anything. Women are used to guys being aggressive and moving a little too fast on these dating sites (being used to it doesn't mean we like it). If you get the vibe after a week or two of finding out what she likes to do, see if she wants to meet you somewhere in a public place for a short period of time. If either of you aren't feeling it in person, you aren't committed to a few hours of painful conversation. Or if she invites you to hang out with her friends, the worst that will happen is that you may make friends with a new group of people.

Yap, yap.

I'm betting that more well written, funny and just the right amount of revealing will be a great aphrodisiac. You've got time, take it.

 

[kato]

Thanks Robyn.

She already emailed me back. That was quick.

"Im megan and my ink loves you too. Rupert Holmes is on my iPod! Great song in the jeep when I'm riding topless with my girls. Topless as in the jeep, not us. You need more photos son!"


I only have like 3 pics up. Whatever.

great signs...follow mr x's direction with robyn thrown in. take this slow for tomorrow and then set something up. find out her interests. take a picture with a tattooed puppy.

great news