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Bread here's another one for you. She's 42, lives in Brooklyn...and winked at me. WTF?


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Jello
Everybody CALM DOWN!

All she did was "wink" at me. I still have work to do here.
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I want detail on the work as it develops, if possible.

Look at those bozongas!

Not big on the sleeve either, not a deal breaker though imo with those cannons and that smile.

I might even ask her about her not so pretty friend, pretending you might be into her just to get her thinking, then make a 180 and dive in. Tough play though, I'd save that until she is into you a little more.
 
stevek173
I might even ask her about her not so pretty friend, pretending you might be into her just to get her thinking, then make a 180 and dive in. Tough play though, I'd save that until she is into you a little more.
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Are you fucking kidding me Steve? I wouldn't even dream of how that might ever work.

I emailed her. The first line of her profile says "I'm a nice girl who makes great banana muffins." Then it goes on for a few paragraphs that I didn't read.

I simply said "You had me at banana muffins. Yum."

Don't want to seem too eager. She'll come back hopefully.
 
Jello
Are you fucking kidding me Steve? I wouldn't even dream of how that might ever work.

I emailed her. The first line of her profile says "I'm a nice girl who makes great banana muffins." Then it goes on for a few paragraphs that I didn't read.

I simply said "You had me at banana muffins. Yum."

Don't want to seem too eager. She'll come back hopefully.
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Hah nice one on the muffins there.

My line of thinking there was that the really hot girls, which she is, know they are hot. So if you mess with them a little with that concept in mind it could help your cause, but again that would be a late game play - or not at all. Was just putting it out there.
 
i dont think a girl that "knows" she is hot, gets that godawful tatoo on the middle of her chest... this chick has some issues... im gonna go out on a limb and say she knows her way around a stripper pole (dont get me wrong, im not suggesting thats a bad thing)
 
stevek173
Hah nice one on the muffins there.

My line of thinking there was that the really hot girls, which she is, know they are hot. So if you mess with them a little with that concept in mind it could help your cause, but again that would be a late game play - or not at all. Was just putting it out there.
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Steve, I don't play games. At least not if I can help myself.
 
Not nearly as exciting as what you got going Jello, but my game with the blonde (who also has a sleeve) continues:

Hah not shady at all. I do mortgages as a loan officer for a company I closed as a notary closing agent for years. It's one of those work situations where I can honestly say we have a love/love relationship, and those are tough to come by. Sometimes I still close loans for them as an agent as well.

Agreed on the hair. Did you see the ESPN segment a couple weeks back where Bieber came on and was ripping on Tom for trying to imitate his look?

OK in response to your profanity and your subtle threat all I can say is good luck with that. 2 times in my life females have tried to deck me. Same result each time - I blocked it (I would never try to hit a girl back ever) hand held them softly as they apologized. I still don't believe you about the football either. "Some guys?" Yeah, by that you probably mean 8 year old boys playing pee wee league. Congratulations.

You subconscious is used to your sleep patterns, I go through tthe same shit, it sucks. You'll have a longer day off to enjoy though.

SC huh? My buddy's band plays The Phyrst on Monday nights and The Arena here and there. I don't mind either place....as long as they keep serving alcohol of course. Monkeyboy pitchers at the Saloon are always solid but the next morning is brutal.

--Now in hindsight I might have dropped the ball here on the profanity comment - she could perceive that to mean that I have an issue with profanity; I think it is pretty well documented here that I certainly do not. At the same time she wrote back despite my drunk comment about Bread so I think it's ok.
 
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Jello
Are you fucking kidding me Steve? I wouldn't even dream of how that might ever work.

I emailed her. The first line of her profile says "I'm a nice girl who makes great banana muffins." Then it goes on for a few paragraphs that I didn't read.

I simply said "You had me at banana muffins. Yum."

Don't want to seem too eager. She'll come back hopefully.
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She took the bait. When i was settng the account up drunk at 3am I had that "if you like pina coladas" in my head, cuz thats basically waht the songs about. So when it asked for my header, i wrote "Im not much into health food. I am into champagne."

She just wrote back, "You had me at pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain."



Oh yeah.
 
Jello
She took the bait. When i was settng the account up drunk at 3am I had that "if you like pina coladas" in my head, cuz thats basically waht the songs about. So when it asked for my header, i wrote "Im not much into health food. I am into champagne."

She just wrote back, "You had me at pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain."



Oh yeah.
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Fucking brilliant. Do you mind if I use that?

I made a 173 Okcupe

criticisms are welcome.

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