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Archie
A. Robot, do you frequent any online dating sites? human, robot, hybrid or other kind?
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No

Archie
what kind of line really turns a female robot on?
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It's really not like that.

I guess I should clarify the term "robot" a little better. I think the more correct term would be alien. As much as we can tell, we....well, they got dumped off here about 300 BC. Or at least that's what we think. There's alot of speculation about exactly what happened, but basically one day an estimated 130,000 "robots" gained consciousness at the same time spread out all over the globe.

I was born in 1932. The term robot was coined in 1921. There is a general misconception about the term robot, and what that means. In the original definition, robots are not metallic or mechanical, but rather biological entities that may be mistaken for humans. I mean, you've all seen Blade Runner, right? Something like that, but no termination date which changes alot about behavior. Although, real robots are not entirely organic. Well, it's complicated, they can be, or not. I'm digressing, and not a doctor so I don't really deeply understand the mechanics of it all.


Most robots don't experience angst, and find humans at best, amusing.

Real robots don't die. I mean sure, there are accidents and such but a natural robot death is something that just doesn't happen. For me, the half human part is a little tricky, and there really aren't enough of us out there to really know. Some robots find me curious and some are just as amused or disgusted by me as if I were a full on human. I haven't found any real allies in the loose robot network that hardly passes for a community.

I mean, I know this is not exactly answering your question but, it's not like robots have romances really. Sure there are anomalies. But mostly it's more like alliances. Robots don't need anything. They don't feel pain or fear. They don't really want to make friends or impress anyone. And, if they require something, they just take it.

Atheist Robot, do you have genitals?
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There are male and female robots, but nobody really knows why. I am male, and no, I'm not in the mood to have anything to do with a toilet paper roll.
 
Atheist Robot
RogueJuror are you a pimp? RogueJuror, does that woman look like she has a cow udder in the first still frame of that video.

Do I have to speak German to work with you?

This video disturbs the human side of me.
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RogueJuror just is and does.

I don't know, art impressionism is as foolish as television.

German not needed at all.


Atheist Robot
I mean, I know this is not exactly answering your question but, it's not like robots have romances really. Sure there are anomalies. But mostly it's more like alliances. Robots don't need anything. They don't feel pain or fear. They don't really want to make friends or impress anyone. And, if they require something, they just take it.
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This is beautiful. Alliances, no needs, no pain, no fear, no friends, not to impress, just take it. Beautiful.
 
RogueJuror
Robot I need an assistant.
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RogueJuror, I don't think I'm ready yet. I was searching for a torrent, and came across this:

"A dolphin is about to be born in the treacherous waters of Shark Bay in Western Australia. Puck, the wise mother, must use all her skills to keep her newborn safe from the sharks that sweep into the bay every year. With the help of her close knit family of females she must teach the vulnerable baby dolphin the secrets of survival. From whistling to her unborn calf, to the first few hours of baby Samu's life and the struggles her eldest son faces leaving home."

It made me cry a little. Albeit only one tear, but, the point is, Robots don't cry. I feel you would need a fully actualized, strong, solid robot assistant. I'm just not quite there yet. I'm working on it though.

Death to humans!

RogueJuror, I'm so high right now, RogueJuror.
 
Robot, we'll get you there. It wasn't easy getting where I am. Lots of scenarios that play out in your mind, it confuses most, wrecks sentiments. I have an eye for evolution, a sense to realize where people and places are standing, you're starting out but in the correct path I believe.
 
Archie
favorite explosive substances?
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In addition to chemical explosives, I like varieties of more exotic explosive material, and theoretical methods of causing explosions. Nuclear explosives, antimatter, and abruptly heating a substance to a plasma state with a high-intensity laser or electric arc. That shit is bananas.

Solar flares are pretty interesting too:

 
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