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Hello Atheist. how have you been?

How did your new outfit with the silver spray paint come out?

Are you having changes in the weather where you are? If so, do you feel them? Do robots ever suffer from SADD?

Do you sleep? If so, what's it like? Do you dream? What do you dream of?

Do you require toilet paper?

What do you think of the Alliances' strike on Libya? What effects do you think the catastrophe in Japan will have on the world over the next 50 years?

Do robots pay taxes?
 
stevek173
Hello Atheist. how have you been?

How did your new outfit with the silver spray paint come out?

Are you having changes in the weather where you are? If so, do you feel them? Do robots ever suffer from SADD?

Do you sleep? If so, what's it like? Do you dream? What do you dream of?

Do you require toilet paper?

What do you think of the Alliances' strike on Libya? What effects do you think the catastrophe in Japan will have on the world over the next 50 years?

Do robots pay taxes?
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Hello Steve. I am moderately fine. I have not finished with my outfit yet. I'll let you know how it all works out.

We are having weather changes here, mostly positive. Most robots don't mind cold weather. I loathe it. I'm not sure if other robots get SADD, it's not something that I ever really asked another robot. I'm pretty sad in winter, but I don't think it's SADD.

I don't have to sleep, but I like to. It gets pretty boring hanging out by yourself day and night. It's frustrating that I'm not very interested in most humans or robots socially so, I'm alone most of the time. This is a quandary I'm not quite sure what to do about. I do like hanging out on the internet so, there's that I guess.

I do dream. Yesterday I dreamed of two small thumbnail sized black snails racing crazily all over a fish tank. The motion was very reminiscent of *jiggly eyes and made my brain feel nice. In the dream, I thought that maybe I should be concerned, but it was interesting and calming in a strange way.

I know you didn't ask but robots really like drugs. I'm a big fan of e right now and would like to partake more often but have no sources in this city.

Yes Steve, I require toilet paper. I pretty much look and act human. You can't really tell that I'm a robot from the outside.

Libya, Japan? I think that the more violence, the better.

Do robots pay taxes? It depends on the robot. This robot does not pay taxes. I am not officially employed.

*Jiggly eyes is the effect given when one consumes ecstasy that has a high level of MDMA. Your vision vibrates causing lights and/or other objects that are physically stationary to have the effect of eratic jumping, or dancing around. "Man I was rollin' so hard last night that I couldn't make out people's faces because I had the jiggly eyes so bad!!!"
 
wal66
I think I have accurately identified you as a hydroid and it has gone unacknowledged. Perhaps you overlooked it or maybe you are ashamed of your species?
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No.

"Hydroids are colonies of tiny stinging jellies, best described as hundreds of inverted jellyfish attached to a feather- or seaweed-like base, known as the organism's polyp phase. Reproduction is achieved by releasing these fertile medusae into the plankton to feed and spawn. They are abundant on most submerged surfaces including seaweeds but are very small and easily overlooked. Powerful stinging cells are a primary cause of skin irritation when swimmers contact the reef, seaweed, pilings, floating docks, lines, or debris. Symptoms may be delayed a day or more, appearing as intensely itchy welts and blisters. Many species have been unintentionally spread around the world as adults on ship hulls or larvae in ballast water. Hydroids are eaten by some species of sea slugs, filefishes, puffers, and the Moorish Idol."

This sounds nothing like me.
 
The geeky kid down the street claims hydroids are part robot part human cross-breeds. Supposedly these scientist attempted to clone humans but some of the cells mutated and deformed badly. They had to use artificial bio-molecular technologies and various metals for some of the bones that weren't substantial to complete the process.

Hydroids have an affinity for human nature but the inability to connect emotionally to those things that most fascinate them.
 
Wally that just sounds like Data from Star Trek Next Generation.

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Atheist Robot
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"Hydroids are colonies of tiny stinging jellies, best described as hundreds of inverted jellyfish attached to a feather- or seaweed-like base, known as the organism's polyp phase. Reproduction is achieved by releasing these fertile medusae into the plankton to feed and spawn. They are abundant on most submerged surfaces including seaweeds but are very small and easily overlooked. Powerful stinging cells are a primary cause of skin irritation when swimmers contact the reef, seaweed, pilings, floating docks, lines, or debris. Symptoms may be delayed a day or more, appearing as intensely itchy welts and blisters. Many species have been unintentionally spread around the world as adults on ship hulls or larvae in ballast water. Hydroids are eaten by some species of sea slugs, filefishes, puffers, and the Moorish Idol."

This sounds nothing like me.
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That does not sound like you.
 
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