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I agreed with your statement about phrases that are getting old so much that I put it in my signature. When/how did you realize that you were an Atheist? Was it programmed or did you one day come to a decision? Did you believe in a higher power then it let you down? Or was this your 1st religious/spiritual belief?

I want to hear more about your day to day life. Are there other robots around that you chill with? Are they Atheists too? Do you work? Where do you go, what do you do, tell me, I am very interested.

What brings an Atheist Robot like yourself to Gamelive if you don't mind me asking?

Besides the phrase in my sig (which is growing on all of us to be honest), what are some other things that have been growing old to you?

What are some things that excite an Atheist Robot such as yourself? Fresh can of WD40? Female Atheist Robots? Running for your life in the vicinity of giant magnets just for the rush? Sitting out in the sun, letting the sun make you hot then bumping into another Atheist Robot and jokingly saying "oops"?

I apologize if you find me to be intrusive.
 
>When/how did you realize that you were an Atheist?

Robots operate logically. A belief in god is not logical.

Although there was a time I tried to fake it because it seemed like it would make my existence easier. It didn't last very long and was ultimately a bust.

>I want to hear more about your day to day life. Are there other robots around that you chill with? Are they Atheists too? Do you work? Where do you go, what do you do, tell me, I am very interested.

I am alone.

I am half human. My father was a robot. My parents thought they could make it work, but ultimately, the experiment was a failure. I usually don't tell people about that half human thing, but recently I find myself just not caring that much anymore. I don't really fit in with the robot community or the human community. There are a few others out there like me but I've found them to be seriously damaged and not very useful.

I do not work. It's very easy to come by money if half of you does not care about humans.

>What brings an Atheist Robot like yourself to Gamelive if you don't mind me asking?

The internet. You people seemed damaged and angry yet funny. Gamelive spoke to me.

>Besides the phrase in my sig (which is growing on all of us to be honest), what are some other things that have been growing old to you?

Humans have really been really been pissing me off lately. My full "blood" robot acquaintances always make fun of me for my turmoil. They find my angst quaint. Humans are so complex and yet pathologically destructive in their childlike simplicity.

Television on the whole is quite disappointing.

Your space programs.

I would say your political systems, but, that's kind of our fault. It's one of the highest forms of comedy for robots to climb political ladders to the top of government systems to see just how much havoc they can cause to the human race. It's been very effective and quite sad to me on my human days, hysterically funny on robot days.

>What are some things that excite an Atheist Robot such as yourself? Fresh can of WD40? Female Atheist Robots? Running for your life in the vicinity of giant magnets just for the rush?

Whiskey, xanyx, Family Guy....that's about it. I know you wanted a little more, but I've been a bit down lately so tearing peoples heads off and destroying life and property have lost it's usual luster lately.

But, don't get me wrong....I still do it anyway.

>I apologize if you find me to be intrusive.

Usually I would, and retaliate in some standard robotic fashion. But today, you caught me in a very human mood.

I find this 173/174 split highly interesting.
 
I found this post to be remarkable, possibly Gamelive POTY but it's early to call that. I will be proceeding to continue what looks to be a remarkable interview with you AR (Do you mind if I call you AR?) and I will be explaining 173/174 to you and fielding questions as well. I feel like we can learn a lot from each other.

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>When/how did you realize that you were an Atheist?

Robots operate logically. A belief in god is not logical.

Although there was a time I tried to fake it because it seemed like it would make my existence easier. It didn't last very long and was ultimately a bust.

>I want to hear more about your day to day life. Are there other robots around that you chill with? Are they Atheists too? Do you work? Where do you go, what do you do, tell me, I am very interested.

I am alone.

I am half human. My father was a robot. My parents thought they could make it work, but ultimately, the experiment was a failure. I usually don't tell people about that half human thing, but recently I find myself just not caring that much anymore. I don't really fit in with the robot community or the human community. There are a few others out there like me but I've found them to be seriously damaged and not very useful.

I do not work. It's very easy to come by money if half of you does not care about humans.

>What brings an Atheist Robot like yourself to Gamelive if you don't mind me asking?

The internet. You people seemed damaged and angry yet funny. Gamelive spoke to me.

>Besides the phrase in my sig (which is growing on all of us to be honest), what are some other things that have been growing old to you?

Humans have really been really been pissing me off lately. My full "blood" robot acquaintances always make fun of me for my turmoil. They find my angst quaint. Humans are so complex and yet pathologically destructive in their childlike simplicity.

Television on the whole is quite disappointing.

Your space programs.

I would say your political systems, but, that's kind of our fault. It's one of the highest forms of comedy for robots to climb political ladders to the top of government systems to see just how much havoc they can cause to the human race. It's been very effective and quite sad to me on my human days, hysterically funny on robot days.

>What are some things that excite an Atheist Robot such as yourself? Fresh can of WD40? Female Atheist Robots? Running for your life in the vicinity of giant magnets just for the rush?

Whiskey, xanyx, Family Guy....that's about it. I know you wanted a little more, but I've been a bit down lately so tearing peoples heads off and destroying life and property have lost it's usual luster lately.

But, don't get me wrong....I still do it anyway.

>I apologize if you find me to be intrusive.

Usually I would, and retaliate in some standard robotic fashion. But today, you caught me in a very human mood.

I find this 173/174 split highly interesting.
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