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Mudcat
Dave when was the last time you broke out your Eric Cartman impression?
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Haha, how did you know I had an EC impression? Did I mention it back on RBS?

It's been a while, but I throw in a "screw you guys, I'm going home" whenever it is applicable. Lately I've been sticking with my God-awful-but-fun-to-do Barack impression.
 
Vegas Dave
Haha, how did you know I had an EC impression? Did I mention it back on RBS?

It's been a while, but I throw in a "screw you guys, I'm going home" whenever it is applicable. Lately I've been sticking with my God-awful-but-fun-to-do Barack impression.
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Yes exactly - we discussed briefly in the past. I never forget anything.

I, you see, also do a Cartman impression. My favorite line:

Heh, he's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's definitely doing something to his ass.
 
Dave do you ever find yourself in a location filled with many humans (concert, airport, whatever) and pause for a moment of poignancy, and literally think that everyone in that room, including yourself, is going to suffer pain...so much pain...in just a very few years?

Emotional, mental and physical pain. It's all downhill. Everyone you see standing near you at that moment going about their everyday lives like they don't even see the volcano bubbling over in the horizon.

Do you ever do that Dave?
 
Bread
Dave do you ever find yourself in a location filled with many humans (concert, airport, whatever) and pause for a moment of poignancy, and literally think that everyone in that room, including yourself, is going to suffer pain...so much pain...in just a very few years?

Emotional, mental and physical pain. It's all downhill. Everyone you see standing near you at that moment going about their everyday lives like they don't even see the volcano bubbling over in the horizon.

Do you ever do that Dave?
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Eh, not exactly like that, but some variation. I do think "all of these people will die" and "what the fuck is the point to all this" sometimes.

BUT NOT TODAY! Nothing but happy thoughts for Super Bowl Sunday!
 
Bread
Dave are you plastered by now playing your drinking game??
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Archie
you played the drinking game yesterday Dave?>
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Yes, I had a pretty good drunken time yesterday! Unfortunately for me, most of my drinking was based on Colts offense... which there wasn't nearly enough of. The 2nd half was nice though, I added Pierre Garcon catches which helped. I also had shot of sake for Eli sightings and beer chug for Colts TDs, so the Eli sighting after the Colts TD ='d a sake bomb. Good times second half.

Except for the result. I mean I'm happy for the Saints and all, but I wanted the Colts to win. It also marks the 13th time in 14 years that the team I have rooted for has lost. How can anyone be THAT unlucky?
 
UntilTheNDofTimE
Dave

Can you confirm or deny to the best of your knowledge if JJ gold has any ownership in the site? that rumor has swirled around some. Or is he just the pathetic clown that you speak of.
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I can't say with 100% certainty because I don't know all the behind the scenes stuff. I'm fairly sure, however, that the JJ ownership rumor is more of his schtick bullshit.
 
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