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Dave, do people ever talk to you like they're HAL from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey?


HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

I did have a friend in HS that went through the HAL phase. Good times.
 
college degrees are overrated Dave.
theres millions of unsuccessful fuckups like myself just waiting on the world to die.

strap on a toolbelt, find the nearest day labor camp, sit and wait on a helpless gringo to pick ya up.
you'll be making minimum wager in no time.

Yeah, there's always something out there to do. I'm not worried about getting a job/making a little money so much as I'm worried I won't be able to find a job that I don't hate my life doing.

i could use a job too. somewhere in the usa.

i have no experience doing anything.

i have a degree from a poor state college, i think i majored in economics but i'm not sure i never went to a single class.

oh, and I won't work for less than 150k a year.

any ideas anyone?

Maybe you could try picking 72% winners in the Big 10? You know who to talk to.
 
how did u do in football this past season davey??

Pretty well, actually. My newsletter picks (picking every game) finished three games under .500 which is lousy, but that's a crap shoot anyway.

College foots I went 41-29-6 and NFL Philosophy Picks I went 18-13-1... so 58+% on my football plays, couldn't really ask for a better season.

Unfortunately, these playoffs have sucked. Thank God for Arizona over GB and Saints over Arizona, they've at least kept me from being completely destroyed.