Ask The Hoff A Question

[The HOFF]

Hoff do you like Walker Texas Ranger?

Absolutely. Loved this shit as a kid.

 

[The HOFF]

the hoff,

what are your top 5 nationalities?

Ethiopian
American
Canadian
Mongolian
Russian

 

[The HOFF]

Hoff, do you ever miss KITT? Do you still stay in touch with Heather Locklier?

My vehicle is an Escape and sadly it doesn't talk. Heather Locklier... I'd still hit it.

 

[The HOFF]

the hoff do you support the Qubcois Separatist Movement?

No? Quebec should not secede from Canada.

 

[The HOFF]

Hoff, how do you feel about Bread always fading your MMA picks and calling them his own?

Lately I'd say that is a money strategy.

 

[The HOFF]

Hoff, would you??

Yes.

 

[The HOFF]

The HOFF, Cougar Bait is offering $100 to anyone who can beat him at arm wrestling. Do you think you can take him? Give us some odds on this fantasy matchup.

I'd have to get the stats like height and weight, maybe bicep size. Anyone that is offering $100 on it must be pretty tough so let's say: Cougar Bait -190 The HOFF +150

 

[The HOFF]

How many members of law enforcement have you sucked off in your day

0. How many times were you abused as a child?

 

[The HOFF]

Do you think David Hasselhoff is gonna be the next judge on American Idol?

I hope not. Show will go down hill without Simon Cowell.

 

[The HOFF]

How many Matty Raines you give to the Knight Rider (original) series?

Need a little further explanation on a Matty Raine. Is this a 1-5 or a 1-10 and how many Matty Raines are good?

 

[The HOFF]

The Hoff, if I offered to make you a pie, would you go all Tonya Harding on Swinging Johnson's knees for me?

If it was French Silk.

 

[The HOFF]

Hoffy, offshore or locals?

Offshore.

 

[The HOFF]

How many fiveteamers can you knock out silly in one fell swoop of your nightstick?

Over Under 2.5. I would take the over.

 

[The HOFF]

Hoff who are you cheering for in the World Cup?

USA and then when they lose, Germany.

 

[The HOFF]

New question: Hoff how was it volunteering at Muscular Dystrophy camp?

Very good. My fifth year doing it. Our cabin made it to the "Stan Can" finals in the floor hockey tournament. The kid I volunteer with is hilarious and makes for a fun week. Plus most of the other volunteers are college girls.

 

[kato]

USA and then when they lose, Germany.

bad day today

thanks for answering the questions

 

[Bread]

That was fun.

Dammit I knew I shouldn't have thrown Huerta into the mix! :madd:

Congrats, I think me, you and Juror are the only guys here that would administer some lovins on Serena.

PS, you would crush Cougar Bait. Jump on that line!

 

[roguejuror]

i like this guy

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