Ask The Hoff A Question

[Badnina]

The Hoff, if I offered to make you a pie, would you go all Tonya Harding on Swinging Johnson's knees for me?

 

[roguejuror]

Hoffy, offshore or locals?

 

[Matty]

How many fiveteamers can you knock out silly in one fell swoop of your nightstick?

 

[roguejuror]

Hoff who are you cheering for in the World Cup?

 

[Mrs. X]

This thread has failed.

Next.

 

[Mrs. X]

Bread, ask Mr. X a question. He's way interesting, and I can tell you he's really looking hard for something to procrastinate with. You saw the lawn mowing video. That guy is intense.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Yes, the Hoff has not replied. Let's get into the mind of a mad scientist :

 

[Bread]

All in due time.

Besides...this is the 2nd time that we had one where a guy did not reply and I still found it to be quite entertaining and educational.

 

[kato]

i see you the hoff....

answer these questions please

Hoffy how is Margarite doing?

Hoffy who is the best MMA capper you know after me?

Hoffy do you like the name hoffy?

Hoff, have you ever huffed? :

i wish i was the kato...

please explain 'the hoff' and what is 'the hoff's' mission statement?

hoffy have you ever done yayo?

Hoff if you ABSOLUTELY HAD TO have sex with either

Rampage
Lesnar
Jardine
Huerta


Who do you choose?

:

Hoff do you like Walker Texas Ranger?

the hoff,

what are your top 5 nationalities?

Hoff, do you ever miss KITT? Do you still stay in touch with Heather Locklier?

the hoff do you support the Qubcois Separatist Movement?

Hoff, how do you feel about Bread always fading your MMA picks and calling them his own?

Hoff, would you??

The HOFF, Cougar Bait is offering $100 to anyone who can beat him at arm wrestling. Do you think you can take him? Give us some odds on this fantasy matchup.

How many members of law enforcement have you sucked off in your day

Do you think David Hasselhoff is gonna be the next judge on American Idol?

How many Matty Raines you give to the Knight Rider (original) series?

The Hoff, if I offered to make you a pie, would you go all Tonya Harding on Swinging Johnson's knees for me?

Hoffy, offshore or locals?

How many fiveteamers can you knock out silly in one fell swoop of your nightstick?

Hoff who are you cheering for in the World Cup?

do this man...

 

[roguejuror]

 

[The HOFF]

Sorry guys did not see this thread. I was gone all of last week volunteering at Muscular Dystrophy camp so I did not have computer access. I'll get to work.

 

[Bread]

New question: Hoff how was it volunteering at Muscular Dystrophy camp?

 

[The HOFF]

Hoffy how is Margarite doing?

Hoffy who is the best MMA capper you know after me?

She is well. We are supposed to go on a hot air balloon ride tomorrow.

I think illmatic or brooks maybe?

 

[The HOFF]

Hoffy do you like the name hoffy?

Doesn't bother me.

 

[The HOFF]

Hoff, have you ever huffed? :

Negative. Only thing I've tried was weed.

 

[The HOFF]

i wish i was the kato...

please explain 'the hoff' and what is 'the hoff's' mission statement?

Last name is Hoffer. It's not a Hasslehoff thing. Mission Statement I'll come back too.

 

[The HOFF]

hoffy have you ever done yayo?

No, and don't know what that is either.

 

[The HOFF]

Hoff if you ABSOLUTELY HAD TO have sex with either

Rampage
Lesnar
Jardine
Huerta


Who do you choose?

:

Lesnar is my favorite, but that would hurt too much. Huerta is the prettiest, so probably him.