Active shooter near Canadian Parliament

[bacon]

You gueys should go work in a sperm bank if you like keeping cum that much.

 

[IAG]

"Thanks for your deposit. Cum again!"


Yeah I could handle that. Do they have a retirement plan?

 

[bacon]

crackin me up this morning, that IAG.

 

[Mudcat]

Why kilts, I wonder? Scottish attire. Like if we're really determined to base the dress of our soldiers on somewhere that isn't Canada, why Scotland? It's not even a country.

Like I know in the song Blame Canada, the South Park guys say, "It's not even a country anyway," ---> but they're just joshing with us. We're a country.

But Scotland really isn't a country.

 

[Matty]

Scotland is totally a country. Almost in the same sense that Canada is a country. We're both dependent on the Queen's signature.

The Queen just has more power over Scotland than she has over us.

 

[Matty]

I guess Scotland is as much a country as Kahnawake is a "state".

I'm drunk. Ignore my ass.

 

[IAG]

And here I thought school shootings were passe

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/24/us/washington-school-shooting/index.html

 

[Mudcat]

I'm thinking lederhosen for our soldiers. And, oh, say, turbins.

 

[IAG]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/california-sheriffs-deputy-carjack-victim-shot-26436939