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if you could kill one mlb player, who would it be?

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Joe Morgan, because he's an asshat who routinely goes out of his way to tear down Cubs greats, mainly Ryne Sandberg. Cockblocking Red Machine piece of garbage.

I'd starve him to death, because you can tell he likes to eat.

He'd get 1 graham cracker a day until he wasted away to nothing and all he would get to do would be watch highlights of Ryne Sandberg.

Joe Morgan career batting average .271
Ryne Sandberg career batting average .285

Joe Morgan career home runs 268 (22 seasons)
Ryne Sandberg career home runs 282 (16 seasons)

Joe Morgan career RBIs 1133
Ryne Sandberg career RBIs 1061 (in 892 less at bats)

Joe Morgan fielding pct. .981
Ryne Sandberg fielding pct. .989

Joe Morgan Asshat rating 100%
Ryne Sandberg Asshat rating 0%
 
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Joe Morgan career batting average .271
Ryne Sandberg career batting average .285

Joe Morgan career home runs 268 (22 seasons)
Ryne Sandberg career home runs 282 (16 seasons)

Joe Morgan career RBIs 1133
Ryne Sandberg career RBIs 1061 (in 892 less at bats)

Joe Morgan fielding pct. .981
Ryne Sandberg fielding pct. .989

Joe Morgan Asshat rating 100%
Ryne Sandberg Asshat rating 0%
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Joe Morgan career WAR 98.8
Ryne Sandberg career WAR 60.9


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The MLB player I despise is Carlos Gomez.
 
can i just kill baseball? i guess the constant drop in attendance and almost dead tv ratings is telling us that the sport is as boring as ever and is dying a slow death anyways, but if i could just give it that extra push, that would be great..thanks
 
RayRay
can i just kill baseball? i guess the constant drop in attendance and almost dead tv ratings is telling us that the sport is as boring as ever
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Please post a link confirming a constant drop in attendance.

And while MLB national telecast ratings are (probably) down, I'd like to see a link that says regional telecasts are almost dead.
 
Ah, nice to see you still can't have a discussion without resorting to insulting people.

I will post some links that show you're wrong about attendance levels and regional MLB TV broadcasts........




So you can come back with more lolz and insults.
 
oh boy..i provided a link to back up my statement and you are upset that i am right and your feelings are now hurt...what more do you want???

this and every stat or article you want to pull up will clearly show that, as a whole, baseball attendance and tv ratings continue to decline...exactly what i said in my first post... i didnt say a word about individual regional broadcast attendance or anything about every single game, did i? if i did, please let me know where... you hate it when im right...its an all too common of an occurrence for you
 
Tron
Joe Morgan career WAR 98.8
Ryne Sandberg career WAR 60.9


:yeahsure:




The MLB player I despise is Carlos Gomez.
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I don't know who that favors. (long time since I was betting baseball) But I like Joe Morgan, Is he still on tv? I can't believe so many dislike him. He really bad mouthed Sandberg? He does tend to be a bit critical and not simply an ass kisser. That i like.
 
Yeah Joe Morgan walked a lot. Who gives a shit. In every category that actually matters when comparing a player for Hall of Fame status Sandberg was far and away better. But perhaps the point that is getting lost is who the fuck is Joe Morgan to hate on Ryno or Santo or any of the other Cub greats? He's just pissed because people think Sandberg was better, and he was. So I'll starve him.
 
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