I'm getting laid this weekend

[Fu Manchu]

Oh. Then I understand what he's going through.

I KNEW IT!!!!

 

[Matty]

I KNEW IT!!!!

Time to fess up, I never cared about meeting your sister. I used her to try and get to you, sweet Fischay.

 

[Fu Manchu]

:sukysuky:

 

[senco78]

It's the first time for both of us. She is a Christian and said she was waiting until marriage and then she met me. I'm guessing she will fuckin bleed all over the place or not necessisarilly?

theres your first mistake.
dont believe shit they tell ya.
Ho probally got a cooter like a sloopy joe

 

[reno cool]

mike:thumbup:

 

[Badnina]

ball bustin' aside, guys, you seem to be forgetting that the herman here is head and shoulders above Onner. He seems to have grown up. Probably even grew a hair or two on his balls. And as for this, I believe him.

 

[Matty]

True Nina. The new and improved Herman has girls backing out of their religious beliefs. I mean damn.

 

[Badnina]

Nah, she isn't backing out. Just giving in to hormones. Happens to the best of us.


Now Herman, be sure not to turn her off sex forever.

 

[RogueScholar]

A dick up the ass might do him some good.

Good say.

But I believe every word Herman has told us here. We discussed it on the phone and there was no hesitation in the presentation of any of his supporting and elaborative statements. I told him that I pictured him naked long before this young lady and he even let out the most perfect giggle. Herman is a straight shooter, I'm sad that anybody would doubt him without proof to the contrary.

 

[Matty]

Herman, all it takes is one pic of you with the girl to make blitty and I look like complete jerkoffs. Just sayin'.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Herman, all it takes is one pic of you with the girl to make blitty and I look like complete jerkoffs. Just sayin'.

common herman do the right thing here. show the forum that blitty and matty are immature douchebags for ever doubting you

 

[FairWarning]

How old is herman? Seems to be a somewhat younger crowd here.

 

[Rubyn]

Herman is in his early 20's.

Hermey, I believe your story.

 

[Blitty]

Robyn

 

[tullamore]

Herman, how does one go to college, and not get laid?

 

[Fu Manchu]

Herman, how does one go to college, and not get laid?

they discover SBR at age 16

 

[Bread]

Herman can you at least text me when you're about to get some? Man that would turn me on.

 

[Fu Manchu]

bread text me when herman texts you before hes getting it on.

that would turn me on too. vicariously .