wake up assholes

[gregm]

These brochures promise so much

 

[gregm]

This was from cali in march, a veritable buffet for single guys. The question is, are they sweet at first, and angry later?

 

[roguejuror]

I bet suegra gloria is sweet at first

 

[rito]

I bet suegra gloria is sweet at first

She never stops screaming. If that doesn't bother you, then there are no issues. At the very least she is capable of keeping apartment clean, making all food, taking care of emily, and doing all laundry. Mrs. Durito can do none of these things.

Best though when she calls me like saturday and doesn't want anymore SG soup and wants me to make her and bring her real food. Of course I fucking did it, and left them all my goddamn food.

 

[gregm]

She never stops screaming. If that doesn't bother you, then there are no issues. At the very least she is capable of keeping apartment clean, making all food, taking care of emily, and doing all laundry. Mrs. Durito can do none of these things.

Best though when she calls me like saturday and doesn't want anymore SG soup and wants me to make her and bring her real food. Of course I fucking did it, and left them all my goddamn food.

I dont know if I like the sound of this, I do like the cooking and cleaning part , my house is a mess and I love fresh laundry and linen, but the ever present screaming???

durito, is mrs. durito your present wife and who is the one that never stops screaming? is suegra gloria a girlfriend, this ever present screaming is not something the brochures mention

 

[roguejuror]

suegra means mother in law gregory

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm writing an email to meatball. Someone talk me out of it.

 

[gregm]

Thanks rogie, I have to learn more spanish before I go anywhere. I will look like a buffoon. Mother in law sounds like a catch to me.

 

[roguejuror]

gregory look at the other thread, attention: gregm

 

[rito]

I'm writing an email to meatball. Someone talk me out of it.

just let me edit it first fiver

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm a loser.

 

[gregm]

Please update on constant screaming when you have a chance, women seem so nice in the beginning. Little bit worried here, these brochures don't give the whole picture. This guy seems in heaven.LOL

 

[Archie]

why did that guy go on vacation with his work shirt?

 

[gregm]

why did that guy go on vacation with his work shirt?

That is hilarious archie, I didnt even notice that. I think thats just a name tag actually, but yeah, showing up in the shirt you wear to work at the gas station or garage may not be a great first impression.

 

[Archie]

ok, yeah on closer inspection, its just a name tag......

he is a poor man's version of the silver haired guy in madmen. why does he need an escort?

 

[InTheHole]

I am coming to this bash. I was looking into this company latina connection , tlc worldwide. They have these singles tours , and Columbia women seem to be some of the greatest in the world.

Look at these girls, look at these pale white guys in these hot tubs, I would be in heaven. I need a Latina or maybe Asian wife, so much less aggressive than western women or is that a myth?

The brochures say they love older american guys, they love to dote on their men, cook big breakfasts empanadas,huevos rancheros, sweet girls rubbing my shaved head, calling me big pappy.

am I wrong go this , these brochures cannot lie

Look at these guys

Very accurate

 

[rito]

no one makes me breakfast

 

[roguejuror]

no one makes me breakfast