wake up assholes

[rito]

wtf?

i bought a half bottle of jack for some stupid reason, so like 50 minutes when mrs durito is on the phone annoying me i am walking back into mny office with a cupe full of the last of it, i put it down on a table and proceed to spull half of it. Spent 15 minutes trying to drink it off the table whiile i talk to the annoying bitch.


And i come back and none of you have a single fucking post.

 

[Archie]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ goodnight, finally finished the celeb apprentice that obama interrupted.

don't spull anymore cupes of the nectar

god bless

 

[FreeFall]

durito you need to calm the fuck down.

but more importantly why don't you have more? And why do you think your wife is a bitch?

 

[FreeFall]

I think I'm the only west coaster here that posts late night with flawless grammar while drunk

 

[Mudcat]

I just watched some TV and will be going to bed shortly. I don't know if I'm an asshole but I'm not much help in this situation.

 

[rito]

Hi muddy, you aren't an asshole by the way

 

[FreeFall]

I just watched some TV and will be going to bed shortly. I don't know if I'm an asshole but I'm not much help in this situation.

You're not an asshole. You're a wonderful cherry Mr. Muddy. Be safe and have a wonderful night sleep with many dreams of amazing things.

 

[reno cool]

Durito, we going to New Orleans again next January?

 

[roguejuror]

I thought you were going to do some yoga

I was out to lunch

 

[rito]

i went and bought 12 pilsens

rj your sleep patterns intrigue me. check out the polaroid thread.

 

[roguejuror]

I wasn't even hungry, I just remembered that I didn't have lunch

 

[roguejuror]

Tell Gregory how those pilsens are

 

[rito]

i didnt have lunch either

now where do i go

 

[rito]

pilsen is ok

it's the funnest though cause not a single colombian can understand me when i order it.

 

[roguejuror]

Go have carne asada on those improv shops on the side of the roads

 

[rito]

aint none of that shit around here, you gonna come to medellin and think you never left miami

 

[roguejuror]

Not in Sabaneta

 

[gregm]

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The brochures say they love older american guys, they love to dote on their men, cook big breakfasts empanadas,huevos rancheros, sweet girls rubbing my shaved head, calling me big pappy.

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Look at these guys