Match.com Girl says "tell me about you"

[AMBy]

Oh, Jesus, now I have to be serious.

Steves, you know I like you, but you are in no condition to get involved in these kids' lives. Seriously. If you want to be a part of a family, please get some therapy. You're not in role-model shape right now.

this.

Gotta agree with Mr X. Seems like you are really rushing into something. She has three kids that get first dibs on the attention.

Well of course this.

I was about to post something about not meeting the kids. But I'll just third the sentiment.

Yes I fourth this.

as a rule, i always see a girl naked before i meet her kids... she might not be what you are looking for stevie, so save the kid stuff for a later date...im jus sayin, thats what i would do

WAY LATER date...

 

[stevek173]

Like I said she made it so no kids this weekend.

Here you go RJ

Me: I want you to wrap your legs around my face so hard that all I can see or breathe or taste is your beauty until I think I am going to pass out...then you let me breathe for 5 seconds only to do it again...and again

Her: WTF I'm wet at work again!

Me: Ah haha

 

[senco78]

be careful Stevie....
leave the kids outta this and dont pull a Fischy.

 

[stevek173]

Can't say I will be Mmike but I appreciate the advice.

I do want you guys to know I recorded the conversation last night and it had a funny moment where I was drunk and went into "Who sent you? Someone fucking sent you. Was it Bread? Was it Fischy? It was Fair Warning wasn't it."

She was like wtf? I was like I'm just fucking with you.

Unfortunately the video ended up all black and way too long winded to post, I forgot the camera was on after while. Just know that the thought was there.

 

[Blitty]

Steves, please don't creep her out prior to penetration.


That's a little trick of the trade I learned while on the road....

 

[stevek173]

Steves, please don't creep her out prior to penetration.


That's a little trick of the trade I learned while on the road....

Valid point, ty.

 

[AMBy]

Yes blitty has a point on this one. At this time you can only mess things up...think of it as "less is more" until Saturday when you see her. You don't want to make a comment that throws the whole thing in a tailspin.

 

[kato]

everyone is correct in this thread

1-play it cool until the date
2-174 needs to take over until the date
3-do NOT meet the kids
4-great job 173 on the buildup (minus the bread/fischy conspiracy)
5-"no glove no love"- wanga
6-DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE OOKIE AND NOOKIE

 

[AMBy]

Yes Condoms are a must...she has three kids. Girl is more fertile than the river banks of the Nile

 

[senco78]

Yes Condoms are a must...she has three kids. Girl is more fertile than the river banks of the Nile

she might have been fixed, good chance of it after 3 kids.

 

[Blitty]

But I thought steves wanted a kid?


If so, open the flood gates on this one buddy.

 

[RayRay]

blitty....STOP!

 

[Blitty]

 

[stevek173]

Yes blitty has a point on this one. At this time you can only mess things up...think of it as "less is more" until Saturday when you see her. You don't want to make a comment that throws the whole thing in a tailspin.

I agree with this some. I won't ignore her, but I'll let her come to me a little more until the big night.

 

[stevek173]

everyone is correct in this thread

1-play it cool until the date
2-174 needs to take over until the date
3-do NOT meet the kids
4-great job 173 on the buildup (minus the bread/fischy conspiracy)
5-"no glove no love"- wanga
6-DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE OOKIE AND NOOKIE

Gospel as usual Kato. 1 - Will do. 2 - 100% agree. 3 - Not in our plans this weekend, sex and drinking and football and well, fucking getting to know eachother right. 4 - TY, she can't get enough of it. 5 - Easier said then done is all I will say. I will try. She loves to give BJ's though so it's all good. 6 - COULD NOT FUCKING AGREE MORE.

 

[stevek173]

she might have been fixed, good chance of it after 3 kids.

This is something that occurred to me, something I would ask after knowing her better.

 

[stevek173]

But I thought steves wanted a kid?


If so, open the flood gates on this one buddy.

You crack me up man.

 

[stevek173]

Alright going to be completely honest. I am getting a little FUCKING nervous about what I fucking created here. Or did she? Or did we? Have to do it though.

Definitely 174 time.