Bodily functions - some good, some bad.

[betplom]

I like having a good crap, one of the best feelings there is ( I just got off the toilet).
So I got to thinking about other bodily functions I like and don't like.

You may be interested to know:

Plommer likes:

Shitting, pissing, sneezing, & having an orgasm (never done all at once - but I'm guessing it would be way cool).

Plommer dislikes:
coughing, runny nose, puking.

Plommer is indifferent to spitting.


How about you? Please mention your faves or hates.

I didn't mention menstruating or giving birth, I'll let one of the gals handle that.

Boy, I think about alot of stuff.

 

[Fu Manchu]

vomiting
uke:

 

[stevek173]

vomiting
uke:

This really depends on the type of vomit to me. If it's one where say you made a drinking mistake and have to have a smooth one to that you can continue to drink, not so bad.

If it's one where say you are sick and it is surrounded by painful dry heaving, I don't enjoy that myself.

 

[Mudcat]

Sneezing: underrated bodily function

 

[PuckOff]

I have a nasty habit of spitting. Can't help it, but growing up playing hockey will do that to you. Now I am catching my oldest boy spitting like I do so I have to remind myself to stop spitting around both my boys.

I love to blow my nose and piss in the shower. Pisses my wife off, but I don't give a fuck.

 

[betplom]

Pucky, thanks for the info, pal.

 

[Blitty]

I have a nasty habit of spitting. Can't help it, but growing up playing hockey will do that to you. Now I am catching my oldest boy spitting like I do so I have to remind myself to stop spitting around both my boys.

I love to blow my nose and piss in the shower. Pisses my wife off, but I don't give a fuck.

 

[roguejuror]

sweating is fun

 

[FreeFall]

I love blasting out a good sneeze. I still swear that a piss I've held for like 4 hours and then let go is far better than any orgasm I've had.

 

[betplom]

Good info fellas.

It would be nice to have some of the lady posters have a say on this topic.

Robyn, Teela, Nina - do you ladies enjoy having a good crap? Do tell.

 

[PuckOff]

Plommer, when you take a huge shit do you ever leave it in the toilet as if it were a trophy?

Do you light your farts on fire?

Do you pick your nose and eat it like some 2 year olds?

What do you do with your eye snot?

 

[betplom]

Plommer, when you take a huge shit do you ever leave it in the toilet as if it were a trophy?

Do you light your farts on fire?

Do you pick your nose and eat it like some 2 year olds?

What do you do with your eye snot?

I believe I have been bested. Well done pucky! Score one for the Newfies!

The answer to your first question is yea, but only when I take a crap at McDonalds.

 

[PuckOff]

Fuck you CUNT. I'm not a Goofie Newfie!!!

 

[tullamore]

The only good thing about waking up in the morning is my morning shit.

 

[senco78]

used to enjoy throwing snot rockets as a kid.

 

[Mudcat]

My ex used to like to pop my zits.

It was a whole thing with her. She would actively look for them and when she found them, she would go to work. Sometimes there were tools involved. A pin, tweezers, gauze. There was palpable glee.

Too bad for her she knew me in my late 20's and early 30's. Poppable zits were so much more plentiful when I was a teen.

She didn't want to pop her own zits, just mine.

 

[betplom]

That reminds me.

I had a girlfriend that liked popping blackheads on my back.

Good info muddy, notice how the females dare not speak in this thread?

 

[Hawk]

No fart, sneeze or piss in the world can top a good ejaculation.