Bodily functions - some good, some bad.

[Vegas Dave]

No fart, sneeze or piss in the world can top a good ejaculation.

Psh. Yeah, I'm a manly man too! I like beer and cars and fucking hot ladies! No need to affirm your manliness with this bold statement, Hawk-o.

Top, maybe not, but I'll be damned if a long awaited piss after half a dozen beers isn't one of the greatest feelings ever.

 

[stevek173]

Now this would be a kind of meshing of threads between the smoking one and this one but I just want to give some tribute to one positive aspect of taking up smoking and it is inducing the morning bowel movement with a cigarette and then finishing said cigarette on said toilet as you evacuate.

Pretty pleasant.

 

[Bread]

All the f'd up Canadians up in this thread. No big shock there.


Sneezing is the best feeling a body produces behind the orgasm.

 

[betplom]

All the f'd up NOT FUNNY Canadians up in this thread. No big shock there.


Sneezing is the best feeling a body produces behind the orgasm.

 

[Mudcat]

Man it's been a long time since I vomited. Years. Can't remember the last time.

I did have some experience with vomiting during my drugging/drinking days. It could be not so bad if you just relaxed and let it happen. Then there was that feeling of relief and renewal.

Chinese food was a good thing to eat if you were going to be vomiting. No sharp corners.

 

[Bread]

I hear ya Muddy. All the binge drinking I do and I never vomit. Hadn't in over 20 years (OK one time I was alcohol poisoned, but I was subconsciously trying to kill myself I think).

Then about a year ago I took an oxy. First time ever. Puked my balls off in the morning. That shit is lethal!! Pop another one, granddad!!

 

[PuckOff]

True story.

As a child, I used to be able to turn my belly button inside out. The smell on my fingers was absolutely wretched.

 

[Mudcat]

GOOD THREAD!!

 

[stevek173]

I hear ya Muddy. All the binge drinking I do and I never vomit. Hadn't in over 20 years (OK one time I was alcohol poisoned, but I was subconsciously trying to kill myself I think).

Then about a year ago I took an oxy. First time ever. Puked my balls off in the morning. That shit is lethal!! Pop another one, granddad!!

When I was at the ex ex's place I had some tooth aches so her dad would casually give me some oxy's.

Cosign on them fucking your shit up in the AM, and really the high/numbness isn't that great at all.

Oxy's fail in my opinion.

 

[Bread]

I felt like I was rolling when on that Oxy. It was the strangest thing ever.

OK maybe not EVERRRR but it was still pretty strange.

 

[roguejuror]

Hawk-o.

Hawko, genius!!!!!!

 

[betplom]

Cami?
Teela?
Cali?
Nina?
Mrs X?

common!

 

[Cougar Bait]

I can make my right ankle crack over and over again on command. It's more disturbing than it sounds.