You're now married - and still an asshole

[roguejuror]

Gamelive! we're growing old together ...maybe it's the suits

i got to say as a group we have good hair

 

[wal66]

i got to say as a group we have good hair

I take this to mean I'm not part of the official group.

 

[reno cool]

yes ...I mean to rj not Wally.

You're still part of the group pal, you're just bringing down the average

 

[Mudcat]

I have concerns about the direction my hair is headed but as of today, I guess it's pretty good for a man of my advanced years.

Hair is headed.

 

[MrX]

Hair is headed.

Hair is headed. Head is haired.

That all works, I suppose.

 

[IAG]

Mr. X- I was sorry to read of your cropped genitals.

 

[MrX]

I know. The nerve of some people.

 

[roguejuror]

Mr. X- I was sorry to read of your cropped genitals.

I'm missing something.

 

[IAG]

I'm missing something.

Oh no! Not you too!

 

[MrX]

Oh no! Not you too!

IAG, clever.

RJ, There was a picture of me in some hot springs that included my naughty bits. Someone posted a cropped version on fb, and I feigned outrage. That is all.

Matty, congratulations!

 

[Matty]

Thanks MrX. Can we take a look at your naughty bits now?

 

[MrX]

They're underwater. It would be somewhat vague and disappointing. Just something we were laughing at when originally viewing the photos.

But if you want...

 

[bacon]

When I read X's tangled ball story a part of me died.

All the best to you and your balls.

 

[reno cool]

they chopped his genitals?

 

[bacon]

Not sure where he posted it but he said they got twisted and he had to have them surgically untwisted. Sounded horrid.

 

[reno cool]

oh, they can do that?

 

[IAG]

they chopped his genitals?

. His gf did!

 

[MrX]

And this is how rumors get started.

It sounds like you're talking about testicular torsion, bacon, but you've got the wrong guy. I can say, thankfully, that my balls have stayed in correct alignment for my entire life.