Your Mama's So Fat

[mrquincy]

 

[tullamore]

She uses a VCR as a beeper

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Mudcat]

My mama is pretty fat aktually.

:sad:

 

[mrquincy]

Your momma is so fat that her shadow leaves a footprint.

 

[Cami]

yo mama's so fat, when she walks outside, there's an eclipse.

 

[bacon]

 

[Cami]

 

[Cami]

Yo mama so fat, that when she jumps in the pool, she makes a tidal wave.

yo mama so fat, when I thought about her, that bitch broke my neck.

 

[IAG]

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yo mama so fat, when I thought about her, that bitch broke my neck.

Took me a minute, then

 

[Cami]

 

[BackFist]

Yo mama so fat, when god said "let there be light" she asked yo mama to move out of the way.

 

[roguejuror]

BackFist is that Bruce Lee in your avatar?

 

[Cami]

yo mama's so black, when god created her, he said, "oops, I burnt one".

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

She puts McDonalds as a dependent on her taxes.

 

[bacon]

she weighs a lot

 

[AMBy]

yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

 

[mrquincy]

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flats.