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Quote Originally Posted by Matt Rain View Post
0 - Fishhead
1 - John Morrison and his "systems"
2 - CrazyLou
3 - Nicky Santoro
4 - Absolute retard
5 - Fukkin retard
6 - Retard
7 - Mental midget
8 - "Genius"
9 - Fukkin idiot
10- Mere idiot

Feel free to point out any inaccuracies, Monkey.

yes! the long lost list has been found. It needs to be stickied. :clap:
 
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Right off the bat, we all have to make a concerted effort to steer clear of the go to insults that litter these boards like losing tickets on a casino floor. I wince anytime that I see one of these generic darts utilized. When youre in a bloody war, you dont want to be smushing banana crme pies in anyones face. Its just tacky.

You live in your mommys basement.
You have never been laid.
You were beat up as a kid.
Mommy and daddy didnt give you enough love.
You are ugly.
You are gay.
You are a bad gambler.
Im going to kick your ass.

Told you I wasnt playing
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Ive been accused of everything there about a million times, as Im sure most forum regulars have. It has to end. Its these dime-a-dozen types of cracks that give internet tough guys a bad name. Just stop it.



Harsh
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we need a review......

many did not take notes.....

we will accept

CHURCH BASEMENT THOUGH!!!!!!


Well maybe not.....

anywho he served his purpose just a pawn on the chess board.


it still is kind embarrasing for this site after all this time.

its been a stretch for me to be a fighter for this greater purpose

its been a real stretch for me to dumb it down and "e-fight" or "e-war" whatever the little ones are calling it these days.

not sure where to go next.

I guess I should come up with.

"let's bet 100,000 dollars and have RogueJuror hold the money, if you are so sure I live in my mommy's basement. I'll prove I don't live down there. put your money where your mouth is tough guy!!!! CAPPING CONTEST!!!!"

15 minutes
 
Cougar Bait
Thanks...somehow I missed this amazing thread....

Someone fuck with my name
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wow. CougarBait has so many possibilities


hmmmmmmm


um......... ok here's one....... Cougar ( you almost live in Wisconsin) Bait


also, Cougar Bait could be transformed to...... Dougar howser as in Howser mom doing since I fucked her in the ass?


Cougar (I have a pretty good life, thus I must think i'm better than everyone) Bait

take that!!!!!

Yeah, I guess I suck at this. I'll go back to m peaceful ways
 
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You live in your mommy’s basement.
You have never been laid.
You were beat up as a kid.
Mommy and daddy didn’t give you enough love.
You are ugly.
You are gay.
You are a bad gambler.
I’m going to kick your ass.

Told you I wasn’t playing
PIE_5.jpg

I’ve been accused of everything there about a million times, as I’m sure most forum regulars have. It has to end. It’s these dime-a-dozen types of cracks that give internet tough guys a bad name. Just stop it.

OK now that we’ve covered what NOT to do, here are a few tactics that are bound to delight all who bear witness to your carnage.

• Beat them with their own words – There are so many forgetful hypocrites on these boards that it is their own words that will usually become their worst enemy. Immortal forum crusher Tacomax is the master at implementing this tactic. Just remember, the search feature can be your best friend in downing a lane-switching opponent.
• Photoshop – Always be on the lookout for real life pictures of your enemies, and when they start to misbehave, POOF, with the use of modern technology and some crude copy/paste skills, they can be placed in an array of compromising positions. If that doesn’t yield the desired results, then photoshop their kids begging for money and watch the jaws drop.
• Have sex with their wife/girlfriend and send him pictures (Note: Only to be used in extreme cases.)

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after church basement, i'm also submitting a few more additions....... thanks to the poster with the latest hard on for me


Math Battles[/B]- challenge the guy to a good ole calculator fight. that'll teach him how nerdy he isn't...... I'm here for buttholes, big cocks, and rec betting. almost just like Teela.


Your GF is ugly- can't see how this could backfire? well the guy might have an ugly gf but unless you've posted a pic of your girl. it looks kind desperate and crass


your ugly gf doesn't pay enough attention to you- see the Mommy and Daddy didn't give enough attention to you.... above ( I mean my prob is that herman and muddy don't pay enough attention to me)


You are a poopy power posterr- no comment

dude, if you can't make up your mind about "war" and its "ON"

do it the right way. eliminate the classic mistakes.

try not to just post insults right after your "enemy" posts in a thread, that have nothing to do with the thread.

attack the post not the poster until you've clearly been attacked on a personal level. otherwise.....KEEP THOSE PUNCHES UP!!!!

HAPPY WARRING!

also

make fun of their inability to bold and edit a paragraph...

sorry i'm out the door for a corn dog
 
also when you say a guy is boring

don't chase the vanilla dude around the forum trying to pick a fight with cheap shots, that only 9 year olds would get mad at.

also.....

DO NOT USE their posting handle in totally un-related threads/posts/to unrelated posters...

example. I hate boner18. I'm talking to fiver in a thread about bands....

DO NOT DO THIS...

"That band is dumber and gayer than boner18".....

See what happened there? I just let the guy I said was boring..... KNOW that i'm thinking about him.....even when i'm posting about other stuff.

now that just looks bad..... looks as bad as Stevek173 not posting a girlie vid.

ah.... i'm trying too hard
 
Archie why don't you want to make any friends on this board? I'm not talking about MF here...that guy is a dick.

But to say that you have not friends on the board and don't care to make any, yet show an open affection/admiration for a guy like Muddy (as we all do) well it seems contradictive a bit.

I love making friends. Won't you be my friend?
 
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