Wtf is that?

[roguejuror]

damn Stevie you got her fired

 

[stevek]

Good

I hate black people

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Steve, grab an apple next time and when Shaniqua rings you out say “How you like them apples”!!

 

[roguejuror]

Steve, grab an apple next time and when Shaniqua rings you out say “How you like them apples”!!

 

[stevek]

This morning I had a bum sitting outside of 711 say to me "sir you dropped your pistachios"
When I looked back he laughed and said " you didn't have no pistachios"

Wtf is that?

 

[roguejuror]

This morning I had a bum sitting outside of 711 say to me "sir you dropped your pistachios"
When I looked back he laughed and said " you didn't have no pistachios"

Wtf is that?

You should have grabbed your nuts and say "here's your pistachios!' and jabbed him in the face

 

[stevek]

Damn str8 I should've Rogue.

Fucker clowned me!

 

[Vegas Dave]

I kind of respect this bum just pwning n00bs outside the 7 eleven

 

[stevek]

Pwned!

Fucker laughed too.

 

[stevek]

Oh man.

So I just got back from 711. Whilst exiting there I had a beggar pretty aggressively ask me for money, which I declined.

I was about to round the corner when I heard him say "did you drop these" and I couldn't make out the other word.

I turned around and the elusive word was nuts, he looked at me while grabbling and shaking his nutsack saying "don't be like that, just grab them, grab em!"

I think it may have been the pistachios guy but I'm not sure.

Wtf is that?

 

[Vegas Dave]

^This 7-eleven is lit

 

[roguejuror]

^This 7-eleven is lit

I think I found footage of this 711

 

[stevek]

It was him again yesterday. He went with a standard "what's up boss, got anything to spare?" ,
I grabbed my nuts and said " yeah, these - grab them."

He then punched me in the face and we hugged and became friends. We now alternate shifts begging and mouthing off to people

 

[Matty]

Hmmm

 

[Matty]

On a scale of 0 to Vintage Bacon, how drunk are we right now Stevie?

 

[stevek]

Zero. Nada. Still haven't touched the stuff. But I did make up the stuff about pranking the bum and then teaming up with him, my bad

He did call me boss though

 

[Matty]

Proud of you, boss.

 

[stevek]

Today I'm at the Social Security office in line to get in and this hot girl going the other way stops and asks me if I'm ok. I said I was fine why do you ask and she says you look flushed.

I think I look fine and she was hot.

Wtf is that?

Obviously an invitation for hot sex but I need a card, Daddy's gotta work.