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bacon
I was telling Cami the other day that if she beheaded me I think my head would roll around on the ground still asking her for things and making fun of her for not being able to quickly crush my head with a good stomp.

I still think that's true.
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Letting your head roll around on the floor is poor form. She should at least put you on public display on a decent stake.
 
Mudcat
Ah, maybe that's the piece of the puzzle I was missing. The actual beheading process. I was kind of assuming some sort of CHOP - DONE.

To me, that seems like one of the better ways to go in the grand scheme of things.

However if the process is more of a slow noggin removal by way of an extended series of paper cuts or something like that ---> it gives one pause.
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People have been known to pay off a headsman to assure a clean quick whack, but I don't know what retribution they would have if it wasn't done.



Some light decapitation reading.
http://www.aintnowaytogo.com/beheading.htm



Oops Sorry Reno....Unicorns!
 
bacon
AIG would you rather -

Rainbows and lollipops
or
puppydogs and ice cream?

I think I'm in on ice cream and none of the other three, the occasional blowpop but the teeth start to ache.
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Ice cream and puppy dogs ftw. I do on occasion enjoy a tootsie pop. Did you ever look to find the wrappers with the indian and the star on them as a kid? Rumor had it it entitled you to a free tootsie pop, although there was a question as to how one would go about obtaining said free pop. Didn't know if that was just a Midwest thing.


Edit. Tootsie pop urban legend. http://www.snopes.com/business/redeem/tootsie.asp
 
It turned out to be an urban legend. Snopes said that Tootsie Roll still receives about 150 letters per week from people trying to claim their free sucker. Doesn't seem that would be worth the price of a stamp, but then again they were a nickel when I was growing up....no idea what they are now.

I refuse to believe that anyone hates puppies. As long as you would not partake in doggie decapitation I will overlook it in the interest of our continued forum harmony.


p.s Where's trivia today? Wednesday is my home all day day and I really need an excuse to stay away from the washing machine.
 
This is easy.
Give me the Ebola. I can spend 4 weeks in a hospital bed full of pain numbing drugs.

You think I want to spend 48 seconds in a desert with a bunch of foul smelling terrorists as they mock me?

Fuck that. I'd rather let a disease kill me than a fucking terrorist.
 
Casperwaits
This is easy.
Give me the Ebola. I can spend 4 weeks in a hospital bed full of pain numbing drugs.

You think I want to spend 48 seconds in a desert with a bunch of foul smelling terrorists as they mock me?

Fuck that. I'd rather let a disease kill me than a fucking terrorist.
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Ebola for me also, I don't want to be labeled as a Ugly American.
 
RogueJuror
iag did you hear about the dog they killed in madrid 'cause of ebola? you're an apartment doggy in europe and ebola gets you one way or the other, the most fuck up victim of ebola aint it
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I did. Sad, but surprisingly it doesn't outrage me as it does some of those protesters.

Blitty
IAG, is this a good deal? A friend wants to know..

https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-petit-lapin-2-rabbit-vibrator-1
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I asked a friend. It is a good deal. She also said to get the first one.
 
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