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Worst song ever written?

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you're nuts Mudcat. That is a well done song. It was only recently that I paid attention to the lyrics. Never knew they were so depressing.
My fav line:
"We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun,
But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach"


I like the electric piano accompaniment as he's talking to Michelle, his little one, about how he's going to kick the bucket.

Jaunty.
 
I don't think Nick Berry can be topped. There is plenty of trash out there...Cotton Eye Joe, Spice Girls, etc. what about Mmm Bop by Hanson? That was pretty awful.

But Nick Berry is your fuckin daddy in this category.
 
This is a song I find particularly odious. Hyper-sensitive, weepy, pseudo-spiritual jibberish to a completely inappropriate rock and roll backing. It was on short rotation on a radio station that got piped into a place I used to work so I used to hear it like 6 times a day.

:tully:


 
For me it's this song. I wrote it when I was 9, well I wrote this much of it. It beg's for a second verse, 35 years later and I still haven't gotten around to it.


Home sweet home there’s just nothing like it.
Home sweet home it’s one of my own
Home sweet home, home sweet home, home.

Momma’s always in the kitchen
Daddy’s always at work
I’m always in my room

Home sweet home there’s just nothing like it
Home sweet home it’s one of my own
Home sweet home home sweet home, home.