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WORLD CUP SATURDAY WHY HASN'T ANYONE STARTED THIS THREAD YEAT?!

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I was wrong Bread you didn't win at least three of these props. You would have won at least three had you made different choices though.
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fuk u wally.

I don't mean that in the literal sense. I've just had a rough go. You see my father sat me down and he taught me virtues. He taught me standards. Unfortunately I did not adhere to these life-lessons. Wally sometimes I wonder if I'm tossing away anything valuable. I'm pretty sure I'm not, Wally. But at times, I wonder. As I'm sure many people do. And I think about my father a lot, Wally. The cat's in the cradle but the cradle is at the SPCA, Wally. My dad been locked up in the penitentiary for ...oh...I'd say about 71 Seven years. Actually I made that part up. My dad is a good Christian man. But if he was locked up I imagine that I would have a pretty tough life. Not because of the absence of a father figure in my life. Who needs that these days? That's right...gays and sissies. Wally I don't need shit. But it sure would be nice if my father wasn't in jail. But back on point Wally...would you, no, COULD YOU ever forgive Lando Calrissian if he was YOUR best friend? It's a tough call, Wally because on one hand, he was doing all that he could to preserve the safety of his people. The very same community that through some process had proclaimed Lando as their leader, their protector. He was obligated above all else to take care of the good folks of Cloud City. On the other hand, he was black. That always makes hate flow easier than it should. Now I'm not saying it's right or wrong, Wal, I'm just saying. But you know what bugs me Wal? His subordinates got into the role a little more than I was comfortable with. Like that dood who OK'd the audial torture of Chewbacca and that pig faced minion who thumbed up the dismantling of C3PO. Unreal. But I'm off track again Wally. Wally is it my fault that my dad is gay? I don't think so, but then again, I never did say no. But to be fair to me, I was seven years old. I had no idea what he meant when he said I was going to "Vacation Bible School." And how was I to know that by "penis" he actually meant "hot dog." I mean Wally, I'm all for sucking paternal dick, but I hate hot dogs. Do you even know what they put in that shit Wally? Wally who do you like tonight?
 
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