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Describe the type of woman (or if it floats your boat to do so, guy) you would entertain with these. If possible tell us what your expectations at the end of the night would include with each.


1: Tea & Crumpets

2: Wine & Cheese

3: Coffee & Scones

4: Beer & Nuts

5: Whiskey & Blow

6: Soda & Chips
 
Oh and my expectations would be to have a fun evening. Nothing more. If more, great. If not, let's drink some beer, act a little silly and laugh. And bitch you BETTER put out next time. My bill was over $50.
 
Robyn I am sure my answer will only aggravate you but it is truthful at least even if boring. I like a woman who is diversified enough to go with each of the items. Ok maybe not the whiskey and blow but the rest. Course on second thought I do like strippers and porn stars and I wouldn’t have to participate in the refreshment portion I guess.

Tea & Crumpets:
An elegant lady, slightly more mature in age and stature. Obviously preferably English but not a requirement. She would require social events of the arts persuasion naturally. Out of my league on many levels but worth the effort to try and up my game. As for expectations this is a woman that while you certainly wouldn’t turn her down you realize it will take time and definitely be worth the wait.

Wine & Cheese:
She is sophisticated yet simple. She likes long walks in the park that end in a blanket spread on the shoreline as the sun sets. She is romantic but secretly desires to let herself go and be completely uninhibited. While obviously her passions are kept under control you know that this women will be an absolute beast once she lets you in.


Coffee & Scones:
An intellectual, a professional of sorts or maybe along the lines of a librarian. Again this is a woman you aren’t expecting to bed without some extensive effort. She likes to read and loves a lazy afternoon curled up cuddling on the sofa. She likes to travel and a nice Bed and Breakfast in some small little tucked away place makes her happy. She is extremely romantic and appreciates being made love too both physically as well as mentally. Of all the ladies on the list she is the least likely to rush into a sexual situation not because she doesn’t have equal desires but she is the most fearful of letting herself go. When she does though it is the ultimate in experiences because if you are the one whom she trust with what she cherish most you get more from her than of all the other women combined.

Beer & Nuts:
Obviously this is the have fun anywhere type. She doesn’t need to be romanced with fine dining and fancy trips. She doesn’t care if you’re sophisticated or even that well educated, the lady just wants to have fun. The cool thing about her and the fun is it can happen anywhere and involve anything. A movie, the beach, a club, hell she can make a trip to the grocery store an adventure. The sex? Forget about it. This chick is down for the dirty. A good chance you will get to experience just how down she is far sooner than any of the ladies on this list and just as good of a chance that while the experience might be different it won’t be any less memorable.


Soda & Chips:
Lets face it if this is the lady you are with you are taking advantage of some nave younger girl with a daddy complex. You are trying to feel good about getting older and looking to fulfill some sexual fantasy. While it may be true she just doesn’t drink and is super simple the chances are she’s SUPER SEEEMPLE. You’ll find her an easy score though. You won’t be proud or even find the sex to be all that good but hey, she’s barely out of high school and you’re a few years away from social security so what the hell.