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Win with the Rebels

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Tomato

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A victory today
Win with the Rebels
The Scarlet and Gray!
From the mountains that surround you
To far across the sea
We'll win with the Rebels
Of U..... N-L-V!

U........N........L........V........ U-N-L-V Go Fight Win!


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YA SE ARMO!!!!!!
 
A poem was not to be forgotton
As Tomato pleases the crowd like Whitney did with the cotton
A history lesson for those who didn't pay attention in school
Except when it came to Physics when they wanted to know a joule
Fear not Mr Monkey, as Tomato has come to the rescue
A winner on the team that some see as askew
No QB? No RB? No defense? No worries
As the only thing that matters is that you hurries
To your bookie to go and place the first bet
Taking Wisconsin you say? We'll you're the one that will fret.

UNLV +35
 
New manager at GVR is the douche of all douches. His name is "Bert".

Comes over screaming "card card card" when it's his turn to wager.

Potato never brings it with him anymore. Simply because he doesn't want to be ID'd / tracked.

Hundreds of people in line and he singles Potato out.

Gave Potato the evil eye over a PENNY WAGER ($100) on UNLV +35.5

Kicked him out of the VIP section which he sat in for MONTHS.

We're back to betting nickels and dimes off-shore.
 
enigma never thought his getting 34.5 instead of 34 was gonna come into play although he did not pick the game in a covers contest because he could only get 34 there when the line was 34.5

to celebrate, let's go with a video of what may be the worst song in the history of the world