The claw grip would be the better option, but it's not gonna happen. Found the proper chair/table combo for this, but it's not east to maintain the grip. Some of you guys have the same glass. Try it between the toes. Also, I would have to push up on the leg with my hand to get the foot to the mouth. So there it is, just a stupid idea while under the influence.
Mud, this would have been fully clothed. Not shedding clothes anymore.
I did get a message from Robyn saying she'd rather see the self-sucking. Gay!