Who wants to be fooled?

[Enigma]

Not me.

 

[stevek173]

same

 

[Razor]

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on putting her hand down her pants after she told you she had a hard on.

 

[kato]

i hate april fools day

one time a girlfriend told me she was pregnant, i didn't realize it was april fools day

we didn't last much longer after that

 

[stevek173]

i hate april fools day

one time a girlfriend told me she was pregnant, i didn't realize it was april fools day

we didn't last much longer after that

There is no scenario where this would end well. F*cked up.

 

[fiveteamer]

did she tell you she was 25% pregnant?

 

[kato]

did she tell you she was 25% pregnant?

still can't believe semi-hipster said that to you. wtf is that?

strange

boho bitches man

 

[Matty]

She's not even a pseudo hipster, just a regular stuck-up bitch.

 

[Badnina]

I have a nice little prank scheduled for the people I work with tomorrow morning. Good times.

 

[Enigma]

i hate april fools day

one time a girlfriend told me she was pregnant, i didn't realize it was april fools day

we didn't last much longer after that

that's pretty messed up

but april fools day every year is defined by horrible ideas that some misbegotten souls somehow thought were funny

I wonder what percentage of april fools pranks are actually funny. it's gotta be higher than the percentage of threads on the internet, that's for sure

 

[fiveteamer]

still can't believe semi-hipster said that to you. wtf is that?

strange

boho bitches man

I think it was bobo

love you brother

She's not even a pseudo hipster, just a regular stuck-up bitch.

 

[roguejuror]

One year today since I stop doing exercise. I wanted to see how fat I would get in one year with zero exercise and eating all the American junk food. Not bad, only 26 pounds gained. Now let's see how fast I drop them, weeeee.

 

[stevek173]

RJ with all due respect I hear that is bad for your heart! I hear that because I am notorrious for doing the same thing mang.

 

[roguejuror]

Yeah it makes sense. I won't do it again, feel a bit disgusting.

 

[fiveteamer]

One year today since I stop doing exercise. I wanted to see how fat I would get in one year with zero exercise and eating all the American junk food. Not bad, only 26 pounds gained. Now let's see how fast I drop them, weeeee.

Interesting, it has been exactly almost a year since I started to exercise. Lost about 45 lbs.

 

[stevek173]

Not thrilled here eiter RJ when I came out here I worked out like crazy and had a very strict diet and lost nearly 30 pounds. When the holiday hit I stopped exercising and lost all diet control and gained roughly 17 of it back, only in roughly 4 months :what?:

It's OK though we are what we are. Feel like a slob. An awesome slob though.

 

[stevek173]

Interesting, it has been exactly almost a year since I started to exercise. Lost about 45 lbs.

 

[roguejuror]

Stevie I put up most of the weight in the first few months and then it's been pretty steady.

Fivey you're around 165 now?