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I will blow anyone here who gets me this for my 500th birthday!

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There were 2300 views before I clicked on this.

That's like, 100 Michael Jordans.

Oh man that's like, 100 murdered rest stop dads.

200 very satisfied whores (100 administering oral, 100 on the phone talking dirty.)

100 very happy Atlantic City casino owners.

100 urban barbers that had to try to get Patrick Ewing's high top fade back in place the day after Jordan immoralized him for all the wrong reasons.

1000000000000000000000000 trillion pissed off Mormons that still think that John Stockton had the heart of a champion.

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i think it may be just you and me left. this is how it felt in world war I when all your buddies died after storming the german trench.

I had no buddies during World War I.

But I had plenty during World War 1.

Just kidding. All the guys hated me because I wore eyeliner. I told them, IF YOU'D STOP CALLING ME FAGGOT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WEAR THIS SHIT TO HIDE MY TEARS!

Paradox to the catch 22nd degree.