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Had a little bit of Corona from this incredible blonde giving them out in a grocery store. The timing was perfect and she was just amazing. I think I was decently smooth, I dropped some passive aggressive hints about how gorgeous she is ("you're a really good sales person. Your people skills are great and your body language is incredible"). She told me her other job but I can't remember what it is because I was a little twisted, tired and nervous speaking to her. I hope to see her again because I don't think she should have to do all that work.

I do think she could be interested for a few reasons one including when I joked with the cashier next to us about how my Drivers License picture is really bad because it was a bad time she tried to take a peek. I didn't let her see because I didn't want her to know that I have ever looked like that, but she can take a peek at anything anytime or just stare at me until I smile into her eyes, make us dinner and we drink Coronas until we feel like Netflix and chilling or playing tennis or volleyball or me playing silly songs for her or drinking forties and throwing bottles in an alley, it's up to her.

So, that shit was hot and we could be interested in each other.

A few M Lites otherwise.
 
Another one told me my tat is cool after I told her what it's about and she has a cool tat. She is very attractive as well and I like how slick she said "do you want your gum now?". That's good looking out and that could be a good teammate.

I have to remember to send you guys a picture of my KOL tat and pictures of me with each of them.

SORRY - NO PORNSHAMING
 
THE KING CHIMES IN!

Much love man, wow.

:highfive:

Yo Breadly I have started with Pedialyte for the hangovers for now. It seems to be pretty good, I was on Gatorade but a buddy noticed those weren't powerful enough for when I get a tear so he told me to do that.

Smart dude, thought I'd pass that along.
 
Bread
Gonna go out on a limb and guess this is Steves.

Pro tip....you dont hangover f you never stop.

Wait....is this Paco???
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Correct on Steves.

Lol I was doing the never stopping thing that's why the Pedialyte but you're tougher than me fo sho.


I hope you have been well man. I got mouthy in the facebook group because of personal shit I couldn't handle that had nothing to do with any of you, and that group was awesome.

I hope you have been well, brudda. Wubs.
 
Damn that one blonde revved me up. The other one is cool but man.

She looks like a damn model. a TEN. Yes, can I have some baby I will do anything for you. Come sit behind me and get trashed while I win us money. You can quit both of your jobs. Just keep me alive, winning and not in trouble.
 
Doug Gilmour beer

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