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Archie

Archie

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I don't understand why it tastes so good, but offends other people when its on your breathe....

I mean seriously, you won't kiss me because I had some garlic bread and pizza?

what do you think your Pussy tastes like during the 2nd week of month?

COMMON
 
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Archie, I want an analysis of how pussy taste changes over the course of the month.
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to be honest, I like it every day of the month.... but there are definite differences around the cycle.....

we are big on foreplay, we like to do different things and experiment. I'm pretty old to be getting married at 33, so i'm just happy that i'm not like many of my friends who only have sex a few times a week, month or hell even year. at the same time, i'm content to hang up my sexual experimentation cleats and move onto thrice weekly boring missionary married sex. I mean that will save me time for other hobbies, and I don't want to get into leather, whips, ball gags , whistles and harvest fed field mice anytime soon
 
Archie
to be honest, I like it every day of the month.... but there are definite differences around the cycle.....

we are big on foreplay, we like to do different things and experiment. I'm pretty old to be getting married at 33, so i'm just happy that i'm not like many of my friends who only have sex a few times a week, month or hell even year. at the same time, i'm content to hang up my sexual experimentation cleats and move onto thrice weekly boring missionary married sex. I mean that will save me time for other hobbies, and I don't want to get into leather, whips, ball gags , whistles and harvest fed field mice anytime soon
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:wha:
 
Archie
to be honest, I like it every day of the month.... but there are definite differences around the cycle.....

we are big on foreplay, we like to do different things and experiment. I'm pretty old to be getting married at 33, so i'm just happy that i'm not like many of my friends who only have sex a few times a week, month or hell even year. at the same time, i'm content to hang up my sexual experimentation cleats and move onto thrice weekly boring missionary married sex. I mean that will save me time for other hobbies, and I don't want to get into leather, whips, ball gags , whistles and harvest fed field mice anytime soon
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the fuck you say? :clueless:
 
for the record, I have no sexual experiences with mice....... it came from an old Chris Farley movie quote.... somthing like

"I had a doozy of a long night last night, picture this.... a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, A corn-fed harvest mouse, AND A DUCK!!!"
 
I like garlic and onions a lot. This is something that came about later in life for me. I never touched the stuff until probably into my 20's. I simply didn't like them as a young person. But then there was a change. It was gradual at first but kept growing until now I am so big on them that I am probably more garlic and onion than man.
 
Archie
Mrs. X, there is somthing I don't like about you. I can't place my finger on it..... don't ask me why, BUT I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU
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Please Archie, I can't stand not knowing....well everything. Please delve deep into your psyche and tell me what it is EXACTLY. Also, please use lots of adjectives to try to pin it down. It will really be great for us both to get to the root issues and develop as scientific humans trying to coexist and learn.
 
Mrs. X
Please Archie, I can't stand not knowing....well everything. Please delve deep into your psyche and tell me what it is EXACTLY. Also, please use lots of adjectives to try to pin it down. It will really be great for us both to get to the root issues and develop as scientific humans trying to coexist and learn.
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And don't say "just 'cause"......
 
I love garlic. The key with garlic is this; make sure the person you will be kissing/banging that night also has some garlic with you. Then no one can get offended.

Archie. 33 is not "old" to be getting married. People shouldn't get married till there at least 35. Trust me, pal.
 
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