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Who is Shantystar and what's the big deal?

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RogueJuror
shanty is a philosopher, creator of shantyism

shanty is a poet since school hood, sings beautiful King Solomon poems to muslim women and enchants them

shanty is a Christian in the land of wicked fundamentalist muslim that oppress him and his people

shanty is arguably one of the best CRUSHERS in forumville today

shanty risk lynching in public for sports gambling in Pakistan

shanty is working on becoming a Catholic Minister

shanty got expelled from College for seducing his teacher

shanty has applied 5 times for an American Visa so he could enchant beautiful blondes like Drew Barrymore

shanty has gotten banned from more than 20 sports gambling forums

shanty made Pavy his bitch

shanty is my pastor

Stevie, what's not to like?
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That is a solid list Juror. I will add:

Shanty has been stiffed by like 20 sportsbooks

Shanty knows exactly how & when to use exclamation points!!!!!11111
 
Matt Rain
Scholar... I feel it is time to end the riddle and reveal something troubling about me - and I know it is something that several of us have secretly shared for years now. I'm personally very sorry for keeping you in the dark all that time and I hope that you will find it in your heart to forgive us for hiding our true selves from the rest of the group.

Please sit down before we go on.

Ok, here goes... truth is:

we sort of enjoy silly Internet shit.
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That's fine, man. I'm sure Robyn was right, and at this point I'm nothing more than the forum snob, but that suits me just fine. I won't apologize for being myself, that principle is at the heart of the issue I'm trying to address. Either ban me or put me on ignore, I doubt I'll ever be able to sit on my hands when I feel only one side of a story is getting voiced.

pally
see? this is what i mean. you aint getting it pal.

the people who get what i write enjoy it and dont have to take time to find what its about

people who aint getting it, I wouldnt recommend they take the time to try
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I notice that as soon as someone challenges you to a higher standard, you retreat into your feigned simplicity. Don't kid yourself in thinking that you don't reveal just as much about yourself by your reactions as I do with my persecutions.
 
RogueScholar
That's fine, man. I'm sure Robyn was right, and at this point I'm nothing more than the forum snob, but that suits me just fine. I won't apologize for being myself, that principle is at the heart of the issue I'm trying to address. Either ban me or put me on ignore, I doubt I'll ever be able to sit on my hands when I feel only one side of a story is getting voiced.
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I still love you pally. :kiss2:Was just going for a mild funny.

Now you go and get laid, mister.
 
Going down to St Pete Beach tonight to drink with Rho, our trashy Orlando bartender.

I hope you kids get it all worked out.

Scholar...I know a lot of us like to say that posting is serious business...but we're just kidding. :grin:
 
Oh there's one we haven't seen before, when you disagree with someone just insinuate that they haven't been laid in awhile. That's a great way to strengthen your contention that because I'm not as easily amused as the rest of you that my tastes are somehow deficient or flawed. Sit and spin, Mathieu.
 
Jesus Scholar, the "go get laid" bit is standard Forumville euphemism for "lighten up, dear pal".

I like you, as do a lot of people here, and I certainly don't want you to feel like some sort of e-outcast juste cause we don't get the same enjoyment out of the exact same things in Forumville. It's just silly Internet shit.

Now, that Bateman dude, I would spit in his face if I ever met him.

See? We simply have different kinds of malfunctions.

You stay here with us and keep on trucking, sir. It's an order.
 
No, I won't calm down. I've had it with the promulgation of this concept that if you don't celebrate these "special" personalities that you're somehow missing out on something. That there is some treasure beneath the awful syntax or the endless repetitions of the words boys, baseborn, and iron. Anytime someone comes here asking about Shanty or Pally, all the apologists line up single file to express their reverence and awe. I simply wish to balance the scales and to reaffirm to those out there with quizzical looks after reading one of their posts that there is indeed nothing to see. A cheap, silly laugh is all they have.

There is nothing to miss out on, that's all I seek to prove.

This is no different than you being unafraid to express dismay at those of us here who are hunters, Bread. You and I, we're not so dissimilar. You love animals, and I love the English language, or more appropriately, I love the beauty which can be witnessed when people employ language not simply as a tool of self-expression but as one of impassioned and learned discourse. Just as you could not help yourself from stopping a man from beating a dog, I can't pass a Shanty or Pally post without reminding them that it is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to post on the forum and remove all doubt.
 
RS for what its worth I enjoy your opposite views. Sometimes I even anticipate them when I see a topic that's going to get your interest.

Most of everything in life needs balance, RS provides it on some level here in our own little world.

Matty I've never seen you this riled up.
Matty calm down.
Matty call me.
 
YOU calm down, Rogatien.
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