Matty
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I say God must've kept all that spinning shit in a self-storage unit somewhere, until he needed it.
Now if you want to dismiss all science as being mere speculation, a posture that the modern Jesus nut often find himself stuck in, I ask that you return your car, your household appliances and any other technical gizmo that is more complex than a hammer. God is recalling them all on the basis of uncertainty.
Also, your corrective laser surgery didn't really work. You're seeing all blurry now.
You stupid prick.