Who has had a female roommate?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Women turn into non-spring chickens and men turn bald.

I think we are all at the point in our lives where suicide is probably the best option. Who wants to go first?

Don't forget saggy tits and balls! That's why vanity is the stupidest shit in the world.

 

[Bread]

Don't forget saggy tits and balls! That's why vanity is the stupidest shit in the world.

No way dood. This is why God invented cosmetic lifts.

 

[MrX]

No way dood. This is why God invented cosmetic lifts.

Durito, how much is a Columbian ball-lift going for these days?

 

[Oksana]

Also I don't think it is a secret that most women in a 'community' like this would prefer the other 'members' don't get laid so that there is no lack of attention taken from them. (this excludes Robyn because she didn't participate in this thread)

 

[Blitty]

Shari, call me.

 

[Blitty]

I would like to apologize to anyone that I doubted. You were correct, there is no way this turns out good.

 

[kato]

elaborate blitty

you already had sex with the potential roommate?

 

[Blitty]

almost Kato almost

 

[kato]

good work, test the merchandise

 

[Blitty]

Not sure if that's a good idea now that I'm sober...these next 7 months will be the biggest challenge of my life.

 

[kato]

you need challenges blitty, stick to the gameplan

then go after shari

multi-task my friend

 

[Blitty]

Lol. I take back the comment about not wanting an ugly roommate, that would make things much easier.

 

[kato]

lol...

be strong

 

[Matty]

Who'da thunk?

Send nudes.

 

[Blitty]

Damn you and your calm strikes matty!!




Currently researching hidden cams for the bathroom. 24/7 live feed bitches!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!!!

 

[kato]

password...

facebook me

 

[Bread]

Blitty, no.

Thanks.

 

[Tron]

Blitty it's safe to assume she gave you an incredible blow job?