The last time I slapped a bitch, was back in my senior year of highschool. I was partying at a friends house, we got wasted and she says, "let me do your eyebrows!" I said sure. She shaved them off! I looked like a clown and I was pissed, meanwhile she is laughing her ass off, I chased her around the house, cornered her in the door way, and slapped the shit out of her. Needless to say, she never touched my face again!