Which Gameliver would you most want to read an autobiography on and why?

[bacon]

I think one for me is Plommer. I want to hear the journeys and how everything came about. Second is probably Breadly but since most of it would probably be unreadable for multiple reasons (most of which would involve not being coherent) it can't be first choice. I think third would be Pauperguy. I want to know how he is a Pauper but still finds the means to push everyone around on the internetz. Actually screw that third is Muddy because he'd be able to correctly produce it about 10,000 times quicker than anyone else here. Chit, AJ too. Autobiography of a legend. Actually I think he's 1st.

 

[Cami]

Rog, hands down. He travels a lot, has had some love stories, he's smart, he gambles, ect. I think his would be the most interesting story.

In second place would be Blitty - he has had his fair share of travels too.

 

[Blitty]

Xpansive and gregm.

They were both gigolo assassins of some sort. I bet they have seen and done some crazy shit.

 

[FairWarning]

RJ and Durito

 

[Matty]

MrD

 

[Matty]

I was going to say Casper but he would embellish/tweak the fok out of every anecdote.

What I really would've wanted was for someone to film Casper from birth 'til today and make a massive montage of all the best bits.

 

[bacon]

See I'd enjoy that shit from Casp though. My fear would be genitalia pictures.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I would want to read RJ's up until now.

Read Mattys after his offspring is born.

I have a feeling his child rearing stories would be a hoot.

I have read Plommer's already.

50 Shades of Vagina.

 

[Saulty]

CaliGirl. But I'll wait another 40 years before I read it.

 

[FairWarning]

I was going to say Casper but he would embellish/tweak the fok out of every anecdote.

What I really would've wanted was for someone to film Casper from birth 'til today and make a massive montage of all the best bits.

Are you suggesting he slept with 5-10 women and not 50-100?

 

[Matty]

No, I'm sure he did sleep with a lot of women. But he has a gift for taking out the scandal out of everything. And I like scandal.

 

[roguejuror]

Tully!

Could be a whole HBO series on Tully.

 

[xpansive]

Xpansive and gregm.

They were both gigolo assassins of some sort. I bet they have seen and done some crazy shit.

LOL

Quick overshare for ya pal...

This one time I was driving around ladies of the night and had to bust open a front door at 2:00am only to be confronted with the client who had put part of his sack under the side of his foot and stretched out the rest of it til he was standing almost straight. Like he had stretched his sack over 2 feet in vertical diameter...

I think he was proud of himself for accomplishing such a fine achievement and wanted to show the night lady of this...

Needless to say that's been put under the category of shit I didn't want nor need to see...

 

[Matty]

xpy was an actual pimp? nice.

 

[Teela]

RJ

 

[Gilmartin]

Xpansive and gregm.

This. F0cker's would be interesting also. Hell, most of yours would be quite interesting.

 

[Tron]

Tron's. By a lot.

 

[betplom]

Tron's. By a lot.

Give us a taste, write us a paragraph.


Daffy tell us about all the hookers and blow, pal.

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