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Where was the first prostitute from that you shared time with?

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Always a good idea to start drinking when you have 40k on you.

My buddy likes to pick up really cheap prostitutes in sketchy places of Medellin when he is drunk and bring them back to his apartment. He gets his cell phone stolen nearly every time.
 
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Always a good idea to start drinking when you have 40k on you.

My buddy likes to pick up really cheap prostitutes in sketchy places of Medellin when he is drunk and bring them back to his apartment. He get his cell phone stolen nearly every time.

LOL. Yeah. I didn't say it was smart. They definitely hit the jackpot that night.
 
The thing is when you're good and drunk, you can really feel like those girls love you. Like there is a connection. Like you're only paying them because that was the pre-arranged deal. Like they would never hurt you.

But isn't the possibility of danger/death/strong-arm robbery part of the allure the very second that you decide to pay a lady for sexual favors?

No? Just me?

:spinner:
 
That I've never been robbed is a miracle. And I'm not even talking about the girls. Mostly about stumbling around drunk by myself in shady areas of third world countries before or after going to some sketchy strip club.
 
The World Cup got me thinking about this because she was from S. Africa. Isn't that the AIDS capital of the world?? Eek. I dunno.

But she had blond hair. Probably a derivative of a filthy Boer farmer. Cost me $220 in the back of a filthy Miami strip club.

Unreal.


I want some boys to check in here. Blitty. RayRay. Juror. Plommer. Robyn. Etc etc!!!! Details!

:spermy::bat:

That's it, I'm telling Jenessa!
 
She wasn't an advertised prostitute. She bought me drinks for the whole night at a country bar and I remember leaving in the morning from a trailer park in a taxi. It cost me $40 for the ride back to my apartment. Never heard from her again.