Where do stupid indoor cats go when they decide to sneak out of the house?

[Tron]

Matty, you're awful.

Cause I said so.

 

[Matty]

FOUND THE CAT. I'M A FOKKEN HERO.

Good thread.

:what?:

 

[senco78]

our cat always goes and gets his ass beat and comes home in the morning w/ war wounds

 

[Matty]

So yeah, he obviously sneaked out last night when the wife was taking the recycling out. He spent the whole night out and had to go through rain & thunderstorms - he was covered in mud and sand when he came back in the yard. Prolly hid somewhere til he stopped freaking out.

I don't wanna laugh.

But common.

the wife

 

[roguejuror]

take him to the vet, it might get a cold

 

[Rubyn]

i'm glad that you didn't add to Bread's archives of 'dead cat stories'.

 

[roguejuror]

is Backyard Kitty safe?

 

[Rubyn]

Yes. Although she is now Frontyard Kitty.

 

[Saulty]

When smart indoor cats decide to sneak out of the house no one notices because they are smart.