With all the texting going on all weekend with everyone trying to meet up, here are some of the highlights from my phone. (Spelling and grammar disasters left in on purpose.)
Bread: Sure hope you make it tmrw.
Kato: Will do Bread
Kato: not coming to new orleans. I am so sorry. I am so fucking pissed off. Fuck this.
Bread: We r all out drinking. Holler.
Tacomax: Too hungover currently. Who did you fight in the toilets?
Bread: Don't b a pussy.
Reno: Bread you in casino
Bread: Yep me and reetrio
Reno: Come and have drink of some food at besh steak if you want. I got comp.
Bread: I can't make a thought. Come drink with us. Asap.
Teela: Is bitch tits there?
Bread: Who?
Teela: Bitch tits...teamer
Bread: O shit. Lolol. No. Him gay.
Teela: Update
Bread: Mess
Bread I kissed mrs x on the lipd
Bread: Taco just bit my neck. No lie.
Teela: Does he think he's a sparkly gay vamp?
Bread: I dunno but I'm nervous
Bread: I woill ask ask anyone a question. Go.
Teela: Ask who?
Bread: Anyone
Teela: Ask the nearest male if they're cut
Bread: Durito. Cut.
Teela: Did anyone touch daffy's hair?
Bread: I did
Teela: Was it all you expected?
Bread: It was made of tin.
Fischy: I'm gettin. To nola tonight. call me back
Fischy: You better be still up when I get therem 2 hours
Bread: No promises
Fischy: Dude I'm an hour away. Stay up you fok
Fischy: You fukin ballbag. hit me up when you wake up. I know a few great breakfask places
Bread: Wherter r u! Me robu anf matt want toi waych
Bread: Wow
Blitty: Omg I'm with both chicks in the shower with rabbit toy.weeeeee
Swede: Sorry for the drunk dialing!
Bread: It was awesome
Matty: YES! Grenade is a french word!
Bread: Where is reno?
Matty: He was at casino earlier, no idea
Bread: Hard fokkn core commie.
Matty: You gots Daffy's #?
Bread: ###-###-####
Matty: Matty here. We be at bubba gump. Get yo white ass down here.
Matty: Oops, wrong recipient. Lolz
Bread: Lol I texted daff his own number b4 u. We r a mess.
Matty: You lucky motherfokker. How bout $125 total.
Bread: Word. Bomw c us now.
Bread: Fkn come noezz e mrrd uyo b yothther
Daft: Auto-faded Swarmy. He's on Falcons 1. GO PACK