When you eat your Smarties.........

[betplom]

Do you eat the red ones last?

Do you suck them very slowly,

Or crunch them very fast?

Eat that candy-coated chocolate,

But tell me when I ask,

When you eat your Smarties,

Do you eat the red ones last?

 

[Bread]

No Smarties here in the States ya dumb derelict. Had them in Bermuda though! yum yum!

 

[betplom]

No Smarties here in the States ya dumb derelict. Had them in Bermuda though! yum yum!

Silly cunt.
This was a thread for Canadians and fans of Canada.

 

[Mudcat]

This thread is making me want Smarties.

 

[betplom]

This thread is making me want Smarties.

They are only available in Canada, you silly American fuck.

 

[PuckOff]

I can't believe smarties are only available in Canada and well Bermuda. WTF???

 

[Immortality]

Smarties are readily available here in the U.S.

 

[betplom]

Those aren't Smarties.
http://www.smarties.ca/main/english/index.html

These are:

 

[Immortality]

Wow same name. Weird

 

[Hawk]

How ironic. I just came back from the store (independent grocer). Large bag of smarties (over 200g) was staring at me...Mouth was watering for them but left them on the shelf. Didn't want to pig out too much. Would have eaten the entire bag while watching Team Canada later.

 

[Badnina]

Smarties don't have chocolate.

 

[PuckOff]

Smarties don't have chocolate.

oh yes they do Sis!!!

 

[betplom]

Smarties don't have chocolate.

Wrong!

Nina, in Canada Smarties ARE chocolate.

 

[AMBy]

Smarties (the American kind) are awesome....

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

They look like a cheap, Canadian ripoff of M&M's...

Fuckin copycat Canadian fucks. Get your own candy ideas.

 

[Hawk]

Would smarties with peanuts inside be a hit like m&m's?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Did you not hear me, Hawk? God damn it! Stop stealing our shit!!

 

[Immortality]

Wait Canadian Smarties are just chocolate?

Agree with Focker. They sound just like a ripoff of M&M's. No wonder they are not sold here. Nestle would get buried in litigation.