what you guys think of this joke

[pico]

going to test it out here before i use it. just thought about it.



You know you're a hypochondriac if a girl told you it tasted sweet while giving you bareback blow job and your first thought is that you might have diabetes.

 

[Fu Manchu]

not bad. not exactly a home run, but not bad.

 

[Baggio]

It works.

 

[Archie]

Pico, are you getting prepared for a stand up tour?

 

[Mudcat]

It has a linear logic to it. I fell like it should be funny. As it stands though, not really. It could be improved by using more loosey-goosey language. Like "bareback blow job" is a bit much. Just go with BJ.

I think it could be worked into a longer monologue about hypochondria to good effect.

 

[betplom]

As this bitch was sucking my cock she kept moaning and telling me how sweet my cock tasted, I could hardly contain myself from blowing a load down her throat when the thought hit me:

"maybe my cock tastes sweet because I have diabetes" and I went limp!

How about that, you politically correct fuck.

 

[InTheHole]

eh

 

[Matty]

Needs more cock.

 

[betplom]

Needs more cock.

I thought I cocked it up a notch? No?

 

[Matty]

How 'bout:

You know you're a hypochondriac when a girl says you taste sweet and you ask her to spit it out to have it tested for diabetes.

I dunno. I think you need to move on, pico.

 

[betplom]

Maybe if you say it in Chinese it might be funny Pico.

 

[rjt721]

Asians aren't funny.

 

[RayRay]

i hope pico played usc tonight...

 

[Matty]

How 'bout:

You know you're a hypochondriac when a girl says you taste sweet and you ask her to spit it out to have it tested for diabetes.

I dunno. I think you need to move on, pico.

I don't remember this post at all.

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[betplom]

Asians aren't funny.

Some are funny looking.