What will happen first?

[MonkeyF0cker]

but maybe Matty and Monkeyfocker have better ideas on how to UN-enable him.....

I'm not sure that I want to "UN-enable" him, Archie.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Get her, Matty. She's there for your taking.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Archie said it for me, Matty.

Matty, you having a bad day or something?

I'm really sorry I did my semi-annual "hockey lolz" post but beyond that you're out of line man.

C'mon, Daft. How bent out of shape did you get when people would post that they didn't like certain bands or that they didn't like Apple products in some of your threads?

Is it really any different?

 

[fiveteamer]

Matt get that shit bro, what is the worst thing that could happen?

She rejects you and living with her becomes even more bizarre and awkward than it already is.

That's when you start pissing on her toothbrush.

 

[Blitty]

Matt get that shit bro, what is the worst thing that could happen?

She rejects you and living with her becomes even more bizarre and awkward than it already is.

That's when you start pissing on her toothbrush.

Lolz. You must have said "Matty, you can't fuck your roommate!", like 27 times last weekend.

 

[betplom]

Blitty, you should have tagged Matty's roomie.

 

[wal66]

Matty, when she comes home you should be sitting on the sofa with your laptop out. Start giggling while looking at your laptop. Continue this until she can no-longer resist the temptation to find out what is so funny and comes to take a look.

Every GameLiver here knows what should be on your screen Matty, yep yep, your TP contribution.

Matty she might be put off at first but she won’t be able to stop thinking about it.

 

[Blitty]

Blitty, you should have tagged Matty's roomie.

I couldn't do that to matty. We frens. :cheersbuddy:




Also after the way she left the cat litter box uncleaned, until it made the entire house smell rancid, made me wonder about her situation 'down there'.

 

[betplom]

I couldn't do that to matty. We frens. :cheersbuddy:




Also after the way she left the cat litter box uncleaned, until it made the entire house smell rancid, made me wonder about her situation 'down there'.

Don't you have a "bucket list" ?

Pal, trust me when I say this, you can't fully appreciate a clean cunt until you've fucked a nasty stanky one!

I had to wash my kok with tomato paste (like you do when a skunk sprays you) to remove her smell.

 

[Matty]

Matt get that shit bro, what is the worst thing that could happen?

She rejects you and living with her becomes even more bizarre and awkward than it already is.

That's when you start pissing on her toothbrush.

She's not going to reject me. She *is* there for the taking and I'm stalling cause it's fokken scary. I'm at the point where I avoid making eye contact for too long cause it gets fokken obvious - we're a couple in the making. We're totally a sexless couple right now. And I could use some sex. Just not the other relationship-y bullshit that ultimately kills the sex.

Lolz. You must have said "Matty, you can't fuck your roommate!", like 27 times last weekend.

Indeed. It is solid advice and I've been good at staying the course so far. But I'm faltering big time lately.

I couldn't do that to matty. We frens. :cheersbuddy:




Also after the way she left the cat litter uncleaned until it made the entire house smell rancid, made me wonder about her situation 'down there'.

 

[Matty]

Matty, when she comes home you should be sitting on the sofa with your laptop out. Start giggling while looking at your laptop. Continue this until she can no-longer resist the temptation to find out what is so funny and comes to take a look.

Every GameLiver here knows what should be on your screen Matty, yep yep, your TP contribution.

Or my laptop was turned off the whole time and I was just using it to hide my boner (topped with a TP roll.) Surprise!

We're gonna get her, boys.

 

[Tron]

C'mon, Daft. How bent out of shape did you get when people would post that they didn't like certain bands or that they didn't like Apple products in some of your threads?

Is it really any different?

I wasn't being sarcastic when I told him I was sorry for making snide hockey remarks.

I absolutely, positively did not get bent out of shape when people said they didn't like certain bands. I got bent out of shape when posters could not wrap their brains around the fact that music is subjective and not everyone likes the same types of music.

Matty was out of line for jumping down my shit because I suggested that Casper ghost hunting was getting terminally boring. Matty gave a reason why, I'm cool with it and it's over and done with.

 

[Matty]

Good thread. Someone bump up my initial rating please. Daffay gimme some relationship advice and/or a baseball winner.

Gamelive.com

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Good thread. Someone bump up my initial rating please.

Only if you fuck your roommate.

 

[Matty]

Only if you fuck your roommate.

Done! I have proof.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Done! I have proof.

 

[Badnina]

That's when you start pissing on her toothbrush.

Fivey, this is priceless!! Thank you for this gem!

 

[Razor]

matted hair?

Arch I spent the whole weekend with her and I'm going to her friend's engagement party tonight... I've never even kissed the girl... who the fok does that? Who am I?!?

Daffy, for future reference, Razor = Casper. There are no "if's".

Good luck on your interview Muddy.

For future reference Matty=Complete clueless moron. No ifs.