What Up Bitches

[reno cool]

how did that become a thing? the you mad bro saying I mean?

Is that kind like saying are you upset at me for something I did? That really makes my day. I'm pretty cool like that

or am I misunderstanding?

 

[Matty]

Happy to report that you are understanding.

 

[Blitty]

Reno, do you even lift?

 

[reno cool]

probably not

 

[Blitty]

Urban dictionary might help you adapt to this ever changing world.

 

[Blitty]

:sparesomecutter:

 

[reno cool]

dictionary? thats what I have you for Blister you're up on all the latest trends.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

You mad bro?

I think we still follow each other on Insta.

I did a major FB purge. My rule was if I haven't seen you in 18 months then you get the boot.

 

[reno cool]

I for one am ok you booted me pal. I like you and all especially love you in marioland.
But I actually had muted you beforehand. The incessant pics of you acting goofy with your less than attractive girlfriends didn't enhance the image I like(?) to have of you

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Ha hahhaha!!! Now it's all pics of my dog and the food I cook.

Thank you for the kind compliments. I hate to break it to you, but over past 5 years, or however long it's been, I've added on about 12 lbs, dyed my hair dark, and stopped taking those kind of selfies.

I guess it's what happens when one is about to turn 30.

 

[Blitty]

Hey Cali.

I just spent the weekend in Portland. Fun town.

Maybe we could set up a puppy play date some time.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Hey Cali.

I just spent the weekend in Portland. Fun town.

Maybe we could set up a puppy play date some time.

I don't live in Portland.

 

[Blitty]

I know but it's fairly relvant to where you are.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I know but it's fairly relvant to where you are.

it's a plane ride away.

So you live in Portland now? I thought you said visiting...

 

[Blitty]

I'm in SoCal for the season.

Don't be a stranger.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

SoCal is also a plane ride away.

Let me know if you're ever in the Bay.

Btw I give myself another 12 months here then I'm off to the next adventure. This place is just too damn expensive and too damn douchey.

 

[eggs]

I still believe these two could make eachother very miserably happy for eternity.

 

[FairWarning]

blitty finally had enough of NYC, smart move.