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What is the biggest woman you have been with?

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Blitty
27. I might have to get it over with for the first time via these plus size chicks. They are coming to watch me play hockey tonight... There ain't no shame to my game. :guitar:
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I like your strategy.

I was lucky. My half Croatian, half Filipino g/f (who was a hot piece of ass) told me during sex that her best friend wanted to fuck me. I was like, "ok, keep going...". Her g/f was very average looking but she had huge real bombs and was up for anything.

So we all went home together one night after going to a club. Good times. The key was......my g/f didn't get jealous because she was hotter than the other chick. Otherwise it could have gotten dicey.

We went at it 2 more times and then my g/f and I called it quits (totally unrelated to the threesome).
 
FairWarning
Whats wrong with the one in the pic you posted? How big is she?
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FW, Im gonna teach you a life lesson here. When large women take pictures and post them on social networking sites etc., there is a certain method they use to take their picture to make it look the most appealing, yet at the same time being very deceiving. First off, the main focal point is usually their cleavage (best asset for most large women). Second, they all take the picture using the same inverted angle (this minimizes body width and visually takes off about 60lbs).

I believe she is roughly 200lbs, but really have no idea. Should I ask her...or rather is their a way I can ask her that is acceptable and not rude?
 
Daft
I like your strategy.

I was lucky. My half Croatian, half Filipino g/f (who was a hot piece of ass) told me during sex that her best friend wanted to fuck me. I was like, "ok, keep going...". Her g/f was very average looking but she had huge real bombs and was up for anything.

So we all went home together one night after going to a club. Good times. The key was......my g/f didn't get jealous because she was hotter than the other chick. Otherwise it could have gotten dicey.

We went at it 2 more times and then my g/f and I called it quits (totally unrelated to the threesome).
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Thats an awesome situation Daft! An ex-gf of mine was Bosnian, similar to Croatian. Those Yugoslavian chicks are sex maniacs, right? I tried to get a 3some going with her and even offered to order up an escort to accomplish it, but she said she couldn't because she would get too jealous.
 
Blitty
FW, Im gonna teach you a life lesson here. When large women take pictures and post them on social networking sites etc., there is a certain method they use to take their picture to make it look the most appealing, yet at the same time being very deceiving. First off, the main focal point is usually their cleavage (best asset for most large women). Second, they all take the picture using the same inverted angle (this minimizes body width and visually takes off about 60lbs).

I believe she is roughly 200lbs, but really have no idea. Should I ask her...or rather is their a way I can ask her that is acceptable and not rude?
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Any idea how tall? How tall are you?
 
FW, I don't think you see the underlying message to this thread. Im not trying to make this girl and/or her friend my gf(s). This thread is about an exploration into the male psyche. Many guys have their 'infamous' stories of laying down big girls for one reason or another. For ex. when you 'jump on a grenade' you are helping your buddy score by banging his girls large friend , so that the girl doesn't feel guilty about ditching her girlfriend. Another common reason to take down a big girl would usually have to do with heavily drinking, or 'beer goggles'. Also pleasantly plump chicks are easy for guys with no game to bang. And festive chicks put more work into fellatio and ball play.
 
Blitty
FW, I don't think you see the underlying message to this thread. Im not trying to make this girl and/or her friend my gf(s). This thread is about an exploration into the male psyche. Many guys have their 'infamous' stories of laying down big girls for one reason or another. For ex. when you 'jump on a grenade' you are helping your buddy score by banging his girls large friend , so that the girl doesn't feel guilty about ditching her girlfriend. Another common reason to take down a big girl would usually have to do with heavily drinking, or 'beer goggles'. Also pleasantly plump chicks are easy for guys with no game to bang. And festive chicks put more work into fellatio and ball play.
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Mrs. X
Blitty,

Just seeing your name in a post makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I'm trying to be all about the LOVE, I really am.
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:laugh:
 
Blitty
FW, I don't think you see the underlying message to this thread. Im not trying to make this girl and/or her friend my gf(s). This thread is about an exploration into the male psyche. Many guys have their 'infamous' stories of laying down big girls for one reason or another. For ex. when you 'jump on a grenade' you are helping your buddy score by banging his girls large friend , so that the girl doesn't feel guilty about ditching her girlfriend. Another common reason to take down a big girl would usually have to do with heavily drinking, or 'beer goggles'. Also pleasantly plump chicks are easy for guys with no game to bang. And festive chicks put more work into fellatio and ball play.
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So which one were you - the wingman, the one wearing the beer goggles, or the one just hoping your friends wouldn't see her with?

Hey, not everyone can have a size 2.
 
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