what does it mean when an older couple gives me their number?

[Fu Manchu]

this happened last night. madmaxx can confirm.


ive never dabbled in swinging and i feel like it could be a new and exciting frontier for me. should i call them? i dont want to look like a chump here. help me out gamelive.

 

[Teela]

Did you meet up with Bread last night?

 

[Fu Manchu]

teela is raping me this morning.

 

[betplom]

How much "older" are you talkin?

If they are of the age where they require adult diapers I'd say pass.

 

[Fu Manchu]

theyre like 45-50ish

 

[betplom]

theyre like 45-50ish

The husband prolly wants you to fukk his wife while he watches, thats pressure.

If you can handle that then why not?

 

[Tron]

Make the magic happen

 

[Fu Manchu]

i totally can. i just dont want to call them assuming that thats what they want and have them just want to go wine tasting or some bullshit

 

[Mudcat]

That's the life of fischay. You are just cruising along minding your business, and suddenly - BOOM - old people want to tag-team you sexually.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Swinging in general is a delicate situation. Sometimes, couples have great sex and they walk away satisfied. Sometimes jealousy occurs and murder may ensue. I saw an episode of 48 Hours Mystery about this. I say get the number and if the chick has a mind and mouth of a 45 year old and a body of a 35 year old, plow her until she screams your name and your fathers name. If she is barely fuckable. Proceed with caution.

 

[betplom]

i totally can. i just dont want to call them assuming that thats what they want and have them just want to go wine tasting or some bullshit

Fischaaaay! That would be classic pal, you show up to bang the dudes wife and he says "lets go taste some wine".

Fischler pal, you're one of my 10 favourite ex Canadians that post here.

 

[Saulty]

this happened last night. madmaxx can confirm.


ive never dabbled in swinging and i feel like it could be a new and exciting frontier for me. should i call them? i dont want to look like a chump here. help me out gamelive.

It can mean a lot of things. Most likely they are looking for you to bring your young girlfriend with you so that the old man can fuck her while you fuck his old wife.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Swinging in general is a delicate situation.

indeed. im going to have to go about this cautiously .

 

[Fu Manchu]

good call pavy. i cant show up emptyhanded to a wine tasting.

 

[roguejuror]

san diego > milton fl

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

good call pavy. i cant show up emptyhanded to a wine tasting.

It the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!!!

 

[Fu Manchu]

san diego > milton fl

yes. times 10000

 

[vagabond]

Solid thread and bad response. Now, if a cunt had started the same thread...

You should go alone. Even if it's for just wine tasting, heck you can meet some other folks who may be interested in fucking around.