What are you listening to?

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The issue is - I'm still this and always will be.

I'm cool w all the dudes, always.

But ladies. Come at it. Yell at me in the street.

It'll make me harder.

 

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[Matty]

Go to bed, eggs.

 

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I did but I learned one important thing yesterday.

Yards Ale is good.

Machu aren't you impressed by my new skill set? Poker, being a total lush, strippers and chain smoking?

Everyone should be.

I guess tonight's date decided to cancel and not say anything. It doesn't matter - you were too chubby and I already told the stripper I was going to think about her as I fucked you and I got slapped hard for that. But yeah babe, You're not in my ballpark. But what, you don't think a professional gambler/alcoholic represents stability for your kid? I can ask the strippers to gently rock her to sleep if you want?

I'm not following.

Bitch. Your tits are fat result anyway so who cares.

Alright.

 

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Virty this guy is fresh as fuck dude. Wow, thanks.

 

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Wtf did T Jo just drop there though?

I hadn't listened to this album before. It's perfect. Perfect timing boys.

 

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[IAG]

21 pilots here in February 2017

 

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They're great. I'll be there for that if you want to, whole thing's on me.

T Jo's flow is absolutely insane. Josh is one of the best drummers I've ever seen. How do they do it with two? How?

It's awesome. They put up this video the other day about the breakdown of stressed out because you know, that's been their big hit so far (I like Fairly Local Message Man and Polarized so much better, but those are arguably dark so they're not for everyone). Anyway in the middle of the breakdown of stressed out as soon as the cameras stop T screams SO GOOD. And a lady in the video that could have been his mother screams "I know!"

Those boys knew they just hit a big smash. So cool.

I like the Arctic Monkeys quite a bit too, do you?

 

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Cause crime. Is a waste of my time. What's on the floor? Do you have a mop? Cause Mom and Pop and.
I can. Cause I'm in charge now. Large Marge now. Pee Wee herman is funny. He still makes that honey.
Dressed in diguise. The thing you want to despite. But you can't. Cause he's also a really nice guy.
But if you come at his crew, family, hood or his girl you don't want to meet that.
So let's greet that.
Wherever at.
So, poof. Woof. Oof.
Wtf is a loofa anyway?
Why'd it run away?
Where is my cat.

Wait, I don't even have one.