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what are you getting into this weekend???

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senco78
Oops, daddy made a fail.
#feelsbadman but 1st time in my fatherly career to commit this kind of boo boo.
seems I may have enjoyed last night slightly to much.
woke up at girls house at noon today. phone was dead so didnt get any "get your ass up' calls
he missed try outs, his moms family where they are at wouldnt take him:bennyhill:

all good, talked to coaches and was no need to be there. they put him on the short list to draft and will trade for him if need be

now its beer thirty :cheersbuddy:
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:lmao: Atta boy Senco

We love pool so we scoped out local places to shoot stick, there's one next door but only 2 tables and if it's crowded you end up playing strangers. We find this place 30 minutes away, BYOB which I was psyched about. We get there and it's high school central. Lines of teenagers lined up to play one another. The guy at the beer place told us about another place in town so after we went back and forth for over an hour after looking for teenager central we go there and it's a bunch of 60 year olds lined up to play one another and I'll be damned if we weren't actually inside of a cigarette. So then we go to the place next door sit at the bar and get hammered hoping a pool table would open up. Instead two total fucking white trash tools try to get in a fist fight roughly one foot behind me and the bouncers break it up. Never got to shoot any pool despite 3 places but I'm glad to know the intricacies of what these two were fighting about. No, I'm not.

At least we got to get drunk I guess.

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Don't know about you but savin up for a pool table here. We were stuck at that fokking touch machine, a half dozen awful conversations and country music blasting and it could have been the worst 2 pitchers of beer in my life. Wondering if I was going to catch a stray fist in my back was pretty great too. Thanking God I didn't turn around :hurrah:
 
Yeah that place was a hot mess last night. There were some sports on, but then they changed all, ALL of the tv's to the music videos of the music they were playing. Sucked ass. I like it better when it's just us and it's either nice and quite or we can play music we like.
 
stevek173
Don't know about you but savin up for a pool table here. We were stuck at that fokking touch machine, a half dozen awful conversations and country music blasting and it could have been the worst 2 pitchers of beer in my life. Wondering if I was going to catch a stray fist in my back was pretty great too. Thanking God I didn't turn around :hurrah:
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when caught up in a situation like that:
assuming your state has keno lotto that draws every 5 mintues???

start a redneck keno game :greencheck:
rules from my hazy recollection are:
1. find drunken participants that will play
2. each player picks "1" number ( 1-99 or whatever is on the screen) for each entry.
3. 1 entry =$1 , no limits for entries, play as many as you like
4. keep record of names/entries, choosen numbers on clean napkin
5. winner is first number to hit on next keno game
6. winner takes all
7. no winner, pot rolls over and more entries taken



I walked out with $150+ first time playing
 
Daft I know you love Asian broads but I'm not sure if you like those Asian ones who speak in broken English. Usually the ones who speak in broken English have baked beans for teeth. I prefer the Asians who grew up in the suburbs.

Daft, why did the Marlins give the Jays your entire roster??
 
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