Welcome to our newest member: Emma Lee

[Emmi]

Sigh...you had to lash out a little. Hm...I guess my opinion of a princess poster was higher than deemed necessary?

 

[Mrs. X]

Sigh...you had to lash out a little. Hm...I guess my opinion of a princess poster was higher than deemed necessary?

Emmi, it's an honest question. Where was the lashing out?

 

[Emmi]

I guess I am not used to these types of questions when I am getting to know royalty.
Let's talk about something more interesting than ovaries...or why do you care about them so much when you menstruate? Am I too ignorant of a woman when I say I never even asked myself that question before? Hmmm...Mrs. X, now you got me thinking ovaries here.

 

[kato]

I guess I am not used to these types of questions when I am getting to know royalty.
Let's talk about something more interesting than ovaries...or why do you care about them so much when you menstruate? Am I too ignorant of a woman when I say I never even asked myself that question before? Hmmm...Mrs. X, now you got me thinking ovaries here.

welcome. you'll fit in nicely.

 

[Mrs. X]

I guess I am not used to these types of questions when I am getting to know royalty.
Let's talk about something more interesting than ovaries...or why do you care about them so much when you menstruate? Am I too ignorant of a woman when I say I never even asked myself that question before? Hmmm...Mrs. X, now you got me thinking ovaries here.

I didn't mean to be so brash. It's not all about the ovaries. It has alot to do with the whole female experience really. It's an area that I like to bond over. I know, some say over the top but, it's just something I do with all my online girl friends. Ask Robyn, she'll tell you.

Alright, lets talk about something else then. You choose.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Something doesn't feel right here...

 

[Emmi]

I didn't mean to be so brash. It's not all about the ovaries. It has alot to do with the whole female experience really. It's an area that I like to bond over. I know, some say over the top but, it's just something I do with all my online girl friends. Ask Robyn, she'll tell you.

Alright, lets talk about something else then. You choose.

List 5 things you cannot live without. Mine:
1. my Miles Davis CD
2. my hot water bottle (for that time of the month)
3. my best friend Maxi
4. Italian gelatto
5. my man

 

[Emmi]

Something doesn't feel right here...

MF...we are merely bonding over ovaries and the like.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

MF...we are merely bonding over ovaries and the like.

No.

 

[Emmi]

No.

Yes.

 

[Mrs. X]

List 5 things you cannot live without. Mine:
1. my Miles Davis CD
2. my hot water bottle (for that time of the month)
3. my best friend Maxi
4. Italian gelatto
5. my man

Really? Really.

Awesome, here's mine:

1. schitck
2. ghosts
3. lame schitck
4. lame ghosts
5.

 

[Mrs. X]

No.

Yap. Can you believe the intricacies I just pulled off here. I am now Devilwoman, Emmi and Mrs. X. I am amazing.

All those new leaves I turned over.....I've got to stop now. My shock collar is going off.

 

[kato]

Yap. Can you believe the intricacies I just pulled off here. I am now Devilwoman, Emmi and Mrs. X. I am amazing.

 

[Emmi]

Seriously? Ghosts? Wow here in my niche of the world. I guess it fits into Halloween and all that nonsense.

 

[Polaroid]

 

[kato]

 

[Emmi]

Mental note: Mrs. X is what Americans must best describe as a bitch. In my native language, there is no translation for "bitch." Not that women are better there... but they surely are more classy.

 

[Mrs. X]

I apologize Emmi. I thought you might be someone else.

We got off on the wrong foot. Can we start over?