Welcome New Human: Baby Durito!!

[Rubyn]

Nacho Cheese.

Congratulations durito.

That reminds me of a racist joke I used to tell when I was a kid.

Oh, and congratulations, Duritoz. A word of advice for you. No internet, no cell phone and no dating until she is 18.

 

[rito]

Live from the delivery room. No baby yet, but madeley is dping great and emily should be born soon. Thank god for epidurals.

Easier said than done. Very tough end to the delivery, she wouldn't come out. Had 3 doctors pushing on madeleyne's chest and another using forcepts and scissors and still wouldn't come out.

Hang in there Durito. I'll never ever forget the birth of my youngest boy. He came out and wasn't breathing on his own and the fine folks at teh hospital had to "bag" him for what seemed like forever. After about 1 - 2 minutes of "bagging" (yeah i know sounds crazy) he started breathing on his own and they took him in to NICU. I literally almost had a nervous breakdown.

Then this happened. Thankfully she started up breathing on her own too. She's is still in there, but doing great! Breathing on her own, and she even took off her nose oxygen by herself. Moving and crying a bunch now. Should get to go home by saturday. I'm the only one that got to meet her, really hope that changes first thing in the morning.

congrats,
life as you know it will never be the same ....

and if her head comes out shaped like a conehead, dont worry it will go back to normal in time.

Wish I read that before, I was a bit freaked out for a minute there.

Time for some sleep, got to get up early and figure out how to put the worlds most expensive car seat (somehow cost me 1.5x what it cost to ship it here) in my car Thanks for all the kinds words everyone.

 

[RogueScholar]

How precious! You did good work there, Durito.

 

[Tron]

That's actually a very cute newborn. They usually look like aliens for a week or so. Nice work durito. Sleeping as you once knew it is now a distant memory.

 

[cobra_king]

Congrats Durito

As you will very quickly realize, there is nothing better than fatherhood!

 

[kato]

durito once again congrats! please keep her away from the internet like robyn said.

but in all seriousness, thank you for including us on this day, and my best to you and your family

 

[Bread]

Damn I thought I had a stressful evening with that KS St game. Your night sounds pretty traumatic in itself.

Once again, congrats. We're all very excited to have a healthy GL baby on board!

 

[PuckOff]

Sounds like my wife and I experienced everything you've been through so let me know if you have any questions. When I noticed the tubes I instantly thought she was "bagged" just like my youngest boy who was a forceps delivery. My wife tried to push my oldest boy out for 15 hours, but dr's and we finally decided it was time to cut him out. Sounds disgusting, but it had to be done.

 

[Mudcat]

Good job Durito. In this world which is becoming dangerously under-populated, I'm glad someone around here is doing something.

Have you got the baby donkey for her yet?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Congrats, buddy.

 

[Mudcat]

Mini Durito seems predestined to play the piano or the guitar - she's got unusually long fingers.

Yeah really eh? I was just taking another look and I wondered at first whose hand that was there. I don't deal with a lot of babies so I don't have much comparative knowledge but I am thinking we are looking at either a musician or a mad strangler.

 

[Acid Joe]

Congrats durito, but I hate to tell ya kids are -EV.

 

[senco78]

Easier said than done. Very tough end to the delivery, she wouldn't come out. Had 3 doctors pushing on madeleyne's chest and another using forcepts and scissors and still wouldn't come out.



Then this happened. Thankfully she started up breathing on her own too. She's is still in there, but doing great! Breathing on her own, and she even took off her nose oxygen by herself. Moving and crying a bunch now. Should get to go home by saturday. I'm the only one that got to meet her, really hope that changes first thing in the morning.



Wish I read that before, I was a bit freaked out for a minute there.
Time for some sleep, got to get up early and figure out how to put the worlds most expensive car seat (somehow cost me 1.5x what it cost to ship it here) in my car Thanks for all the kinds words everyone.

LOL, I was also with my first born, his head looked like a watermelon

 

[rjt721]

Congrats.

 

[Peep]

Congrats Durito.

While it may true they are -EV, not everything in life is a job.

Next few years will be interesting, that is for sure!

 

[rito]

Emily finally came home from the hospital today.

 

[roguejuror]

ink2: have you changed a diaper yet?

 

[Mudcat]

Emily finally came home from the hospital today.

She has no idea what she is in for.